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Taking a Deuce in a Strip Club. Wtf?

Go find a starbucks or something. Never take a deuce at the strip club .

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rickdugan

Calm down man. Shit happens. 😉

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FrustratedInTheUS

Can you imagine strippers taking a shit in a strip club?? In between LDs. LOL

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shadowcat

I had a Follies dancer once tell me "I just took a shit but I wiped really good".

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FrustratedInTheUS

This is something I've been wondering about, do strippers have shower rooms in the club where they can take showers to freshen up?

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PAWG_Patrol

If a dancer spends longer than 10 mins in the bathroom I won't get a dance from her. She could have shat, changed her tampon, done blow, or just lollygagged. Don't really want her in any of those cases.

As for me... I'd shit at home, a restaurant, a bar, or a Bucee's before I'd ever take a shit in a club 😂

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Icey

Yeah clubs have showers

Anyways another dumb rickymacrodong cacaplop thread.

If a bathroom is clean use it

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WiseToo

Take a deuce. No, you leave a deuce. ~ George Carlin

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stripperlover777

🔺 courtesy flushes quickly,
even if 2, 3, or 4 times
what about stripper relief on otc?

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ClubFan81077

For me, a strip club toilet is like the fire extinguisher in my kitchen. It’s important to me to have one ready and available if needed, but I’m only going to use it in an emergency. When it comes to clubs, I try to only use the urinals if at all possible. Of course, having to occasionally stand in a puddle of piss is no picnic either…lol

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98swincom

ok

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chunkychicano

I would do everything i can to avoid having to shit in a restaurant, mall, club , etc. thankfully i also dont have much of an appetite for hot wings or other things that can mess up the stomach.

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stripperlover777

Deodorizer is in the urinals, whole restroom

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Meshuggah

I was upstairs at Matthews talking a dancer, my buddy was downstairs sitting with 2 dancers are know well. When i finally came down, he had told the, I was in the bathroom, I "took the Cosby kids swimming"

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Puddy Tat

Germans have a word "Heimscheisser" (home shitter) for someone who can't shit anywhere other than home.

Have they fixed the seat at Desire Providence yes? Last time I took a crap there the seat was literally not anchored to anything.

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Puddy Tat

^ Fixed the seat yet.

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ilbbaicnl

My current OTC fav agrees. She waits till she gets to my house.

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georgmicrodong

Maybe if you used the restroom instead of a stage chair, you'd be more comfortable.

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jdoggy

At the Players Club in Baltimore (now closed), the men's room was behind the stage with 2 urinals, and 1 toilet behind a divider, with no door. The toilet had an "upper decker protector" - a wooden frame built around the tank so you couldn't lift the tank lid and drop a deuce in there!

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Coronalime

I old man. Sometime i have to go.

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wallanon

I forgot how crazy the bathroom setup was at Players Club in Baltimore. Was still one of the best clubs in the country in its prime even with the busted up mens room.

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ilbbaicnl

An upper decker, I love it. I learn so many new things on this website.

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ilbbaicnl

I thought it was called dropping the kids off at the pool. Why Cosby?

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stripperlover777

' ✅ ' ' ' ' ' ' ' I Realized Some Toilets Have
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Lil' Finger Push Button On Da' Automatic Sensor Toilets, So You Can Still Perform Courtesy Flushes & Immediately!
Some People May Not Know Dat' Lil' Button Is There On Some Sensor Bathroom Toilets.
I Haven't Performed #2 @ Strip Club As Of Yet, & Hopefully I Won't Have To.

' 🟣 ' ' ' ' ' ' ' Tuscl Cheers '

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