Taking a Deuce in a Strip Club. Wtf?

Calm down man. Shit happens. 😉

Can you imagine strippers taking a shit in a strip club?? In between LDs. LOL

I had a Follies dancer once tell me "I just took a shit but I wiped really good".

This is something I've been wondering about, do strippers have shower rooms in the club where they can take showers to freshen up?

If a dancer spends longer than 10 mins in the bathroom I won't get a dance from her. She could have shat, changed her tampon, done blow, or just lollygagged. Don't really want her in any of those cases.

As for me... I'd shit at home, a restaurant, a bar, or a Bucee's before I'd ever take a shit in a club 😂

Take a deuce. No, you leave a deuce. ~ George Carlin

🔺 courtesy flushes quickly, even if 2, 3, or 4 times what about stripper relief on otc?

For me, a strip club toilet is like the fire extinguisher in my kitchen. It’s important to me to have one ready and available if needed, but I’m only going to use it in an emergency. When it comes to clubs, I try to only use the urinals if at all possible. Of course, having to occasionally stand in a puddle of piss is no picnic either…lol

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I would do everything i can to avoid having to shit in a restaurant, mall, club , etc. thankfully i also dont have much of an appetite for hot wings or other things that can mess up the stomach.

Deodorizer is in the urinals, whole restroom

I was upstairs at Matthews talking a dancer, my buddy was downstairs sitting with 2 dancers are know well. When i finally came down, he had told the, I was in the bathroom, I "took the Cosby kids swimming"

My current OTC fav agrees. She waits till she gets to my house.

Maybe if you used the restroom instead of a stage chair, you'd be more comfortable.

At the Players Club in Baltimore (now closed), the men's room was behind the stage with 2 urinals, and 1 toilet behind a divider, with no door. The toilet had an "upper decker protector" - a wooden frame built around the tank so you couldn't lift the tank lid and drop a deuce in there!

I old man. Sometime i have to go.

I forgot how crazy the bathroom setup was at Players Club in Baltimore. Was still one of the best clubs in the country in its prime even with the busted up mens room.

An upper decker, I love it. I learn so many new things on this website.

I thought it was called dropping the kids off at the pool. Why Cosby?

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