Best US domestic towns to monger

depends on what you want. what level of clubbing you like. Iap dances... or more?...

Not Seattle

Toronto (yes, I know it’s not the U.S., but the Donald wants it to be). The strip clubs aren’t North America’s best, but the beautiful and cheap escorts, and top-notch massage parlors, make it an amazing trifecta.

🔺 Aurora Ave Seattle, Figueroa St LA, Da' Girls Full Of Energy & Ready For Rock N Roll,
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The Pompano Triangle - Booty Trap, Diamond Dolls, Cheetahs (not in any special order)

@mjx01

I will play along and comment on your discussion.

Q: Best US domestic towns to monger

A: Towns and Cities in Southern California in Los Angeles County and surrounding areas.

I am lucky to live just north of The Happiest Please on Earth (Tijuana), and close to the Porn Capital of the World (The San Fernando Valley), and the high-end shopping paradise and home of the rich and famous (Beverly Hills), and of course the glamour of the entertainment/movie industry (Hollywood).

So there is an apparent endless supply of dimes that come to the area, to try to make it big, from all over the world, and I don't mean dimes like coins, I mean girls that are super model quality; Hollywood/movie star/starlet quality, and too beautiful/pretty for porn Pornstar/Pornstarlets etc

There are:

1. High end escorts, escorts, centerfolds, actresses, models, porn stars, Strippers ITC/OTC etc that provide PSE/GFE for the pure sake of pleasure.
2. Concubines, Mistresses, Sugar Babies, Paramours; etc, for the daily needs of our bodies.
3. Girlfriends, Wives an Trophy wives to bear us lawful offspring, and are the faithful guardians of our homes.
4. Realistic Sex Dolls, Gynoids, Fembots, and Internet Porn and Instagram/Onlyfans “Models”, for kicks-and-giggles...
5. Street walkers and 304s for when you are horny, drunk, high, depressed, bipolar or just plain stupid and crazy, poor and miserable and can’t afford anything else.

Always Remember:

“In this country, you gotta make the money first.

Then when you get the money, you get the power.

Then when you get the power, then you get the women.”

~ Cuban refugee Tony Montana (Al Pacino) in the movie Scarface (1983)

Just don’t “practice a hobby” you can’t afford.

And be careful out there.

:D

Dallas

Houston

My two favorites are Toronto and Detroit.

For a Summer opinion, it's Providence hands down IMO. Not only are the strip clubs fun, but the culinary scene is simply spectacular. There are many wonderful mom and pop restaurants in Providence using recipes that date back to times before our birth in various old countries.
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There's lots to do during the day (besides eat) if you don't want to spend all your waking hours in titty bars. You'd be an hour train ride from Boston if you wanted to make a day trip up there for the museums and history stuff. You also wouldn't be far from some beach areas if that's your scene.

Toronto remains one of the few places I travel where I'll fly in early or late to make an excuse to hit up the clubs. And I'm a big fan of the Pompano clubs, but they're nearby so my perspective is obviously skewed.

But to Rick's point, a lot of other places have other attractions that may make them more worthwhile destinations unless you're 100% focused on strip clubs.

Jacksonville, FL is underrated. 2 high mileage nude clubs & 12 bikini bars. Affordable hotels. Good restaurants. Multiple beaches in the area. Makes for a solid weekend.

One of the five SC- related discussion topics on TUSCL

There is not a single place to which I'd travel just for strip clubs, except maybe Lexington or similar distance. I'm not planning a vacation around strip clubs.

As rick pointed out, there has to be other stuff to do as well, and many of those are more desirable than strip clubs.

Silly questions, but what is there to do in Dallas other than strip clubs? Doesn't the summer weather basically prohibit outdoor activities? I've heard decent things about Texas restaurants though. I've been for business, but largely its just hotel to meetings to work dinners, repeat. What would one do on vacation there?

How hot are the dancers in Toronto? MTL has the hottest dancers that I've discovered on my adventures so far. Also, I'd rule out MTL from this list purely because the downtown clubs generally aren't open during the day. Otherwise, it would fit the bill: lot's of culture, great restaurants, lots of outdoors activities, etc. Some of the suburban and city non-center clubs do have daytime hours.

If you come to Philly for any of the 250th anniversary stuff next year, there’s a wide range of options.

I would say come here just to club, but if you’re here anyway…..