First strip club experience with wife

My wife and I came here for our very first strip club experience! We didn't know what we were looking for, so we just googled nearby strip clubs and Deja Vu happened to be running a 'free entrance' if you downloaded a coupon. So we did that and headed over there around 8:30 pm. That was our first mistake. We quickly learned that the dancers didn't hit the stage until 9pm, so we were stuck with nothing to do for the first half hour. We grabbed 2 drinks from the bar and found an empty table (I think we were the only guests there at this point. Maybe one or two others).

Once we sat down, a friendly dancer came and sat with us. She was a pretty Asian lady, I would guess maybe 30 years old. Huge fake tits. Honestly, she would not have been my first choice, but we were newbies and she jumped on us. She told us that the dancers didn't come on stage for another 30 minutes, so we should get a private dance from her instead. We didn't know what else to do or say, so she eventually convinced us to head back to the private rooms with her. We paid $150 to the floor manager before going in. We spent about 15 minutes with her in this private room, and it was definitely a great time! She let us touch her all over, she made out with my wife, I sucked on her tits, and she felt me up through my pants. A great 15 mintues!

When our time was up, I tipped her another $50 for showing us a good time, I cleaned up the mess in my pants in the bathroom, then we headed back to the floor. The first dancers were coming out on the stage now, so we spent another 30 minutes watching them and throwing a few dollar bills. At this point, the club still felt pretty dead, so we headed out. It was a fun experience, but I definitely wish I had done more research before going in so we could have gotten more bang for our buck.