Good Times at BBD

In Dallas, and I will say this right off the bat and get a "Shill Review" note from DS, but I will never not go to Baby Dolls when in Dallas. It is the standard bearer of a good strip club, especially these days when way too many places suck. In my mind, it is the best strip club in the US for the level it is at and the quality you can get. There are dirtier, cheaper places that you can go to around the country, but this place kind of has it all.

Anyway, I always enjoy coming here, pardon the pun, and have a good time. It is a great cross between a high end club that costs a mint to enter the door, and a mid-range club where you can see girls of all shapes, sizes, colors and accents. When you drive in, you can valet, which I never do and the valet parking is at the front so if you don't valet, you have to drive to the back and find a spot. There was a big dude sitting in a folding chair half way through the lot that seems to be security and he was actually quite friendly to boot. Walk in the doors, medium length hallway to a desk where there are 2 hosts to collect the $3 cover at this time (about 2:30pm) and in you go. There is always the beer tub girl, but I honestly had to piss so I bee-lined to the bathroom which is a good way to at least scope the place. It is a big 2 level club, big oval-ish bar in the middle, large stage to the right as you walk in, a bunch of satellite stages that the girls have to dance at when they start their set. I think there are 6 or so of these, so the girls are dancing "on stage(s)" for 7 songs. To the left are stairs to the upstairs bar where dances are also held amongst the club chairs. Dances are also held behind the stage as there is a separate area that also has a bar that seems to be rarely open as a bar. I prefer dances in this area and have generally had way more fun there. There is a weird buffet straight to the back from the door, I never partake.

Okay, take a piss and head to the bar and instantly a double team names are Meg & Ryan, I shit you not. They are attractive, but honestly I haven't even sat down, got a beer, or anything, so I sent them on their way. I would generally say that the average in looks is about a 7, there are a few 5's & 6's, but nothing below that and it is subjective as I said there are all shapes, sizes, shades, ages, etc. You should be able to find something you like. I get a beer and settle in for a bit. It's hard to hear the DJ announce who is on stage and hard to keep track, I would have to guess there were maybe 40 - 50 girls which is hard to figure out as they move about, 7 on stages, and then a bunch upstairs you may never see.