Sad. Just sad. It’s a cozy little shack in the woods that has women in it who should hang up their heels.

Sad. This place is just full of sadness.

THE PLACE: as others have described, it is in the woods of northwest Jersey. The road leading to it is probably challenging if it’s wet or snowy. What others HAVE NOT mentioned is that it is in the middle of a residential neighborhood. In fact, Apple Maps tried to put me in a neighbor’s driveway. That probably would not have gone well as I strolled into their living room and announced “Where are all the nekkid wimmins at?”

The building itself has minimal signage, save for a beer light or two in the windows. When you enter it’s a small, sad wooden cabin type structure. There’s a few rooms, a bar, and in Jersey style, the “stage” is behind the bar. The “stage” itself is a small riser, perhaps four to six inches tall. The one entertainer who got on it was petite (maybe five feet tall if I’m being generous) and would completely disappear behind the bar when she laid down on it. Beer is cheap, but because I was driving, I stuck to soda.