Mary's Club
129 SW Broadway Portland, OR 97206

New location, iconic dive, no mileage at all

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Notreallytom
Jan 11, 2023, 7:55 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Had an “appointment” downtown and was early so I decided to find a club to kill time at. Problem is downtown clubs open at 7 (even Union Jacks on the near east side is now 6:30). I had not been to Mary’s new location so I went. Street parking. Traffic. Homelessness. But anyway…

You enter from a corner door into a long, skinny place with bar on the right and stage #1 on the left high up with rack seating below foot height of the dancers. Stage #2 is further back with restrooms and 2 PD booths.

A sexy enhanced redhead was dancing and gave me a smile. I tipped and then went to the bar to order a drink and then returned to watch her finish her 3-song set (nude by song 3). No rack action from her or the other girl working. 2nd girl a bit skinny for my taste but excellent moves and choice of music. 1st girl came back and engaged in great banter. After this we went back for a dance. At other clubs that shall remain nameless this would have been fantastic because of how well we clicked, but at Mary’s the rule is the patron cannot touch, lick, kiss or suck anything. I restrained myself mightily and while I enjoyed the conversation, I kept wishing I could have met this girl at a higher mileage club.

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