Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE Seattle, WA 98115

My Last Cream Dream

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Leroy69
Jan 10, 2023, 3:46 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

General club details. $15 cover includes a drink. You enter on the corner of a long rectangular room, main stage is dead ahead, DJ and bar to your right. Second smaller stage back of the room usually gets used on Friday, and Saturday nights. Some bench seats along the main stage left wall. Long part of the rectangle room to your right as you proceed, 3-4 rows of table and chairs facing main stage, LDA back of room. VIP rooms there as well.. LDA is high backed seats with enough privacy for my needs.

It was a Tuesday afternoon, in late December. The parking lot was about half full. Instagram said that Paisley was working. I have gotten a dance from her in the past, and I really liked the way she talked to me. I was prepared to be entertained by her. I wore extra soft pants, and no undies. Just so, I could feel her better. I got to watch her dance on stage, but she did not approach me. Entice, an OK looking black lady came by. She made her sales pitch. Apparently, she has multiple ways to satisfy. I have had dances from her in the past. She feels fake, and does not do it for me. Monse, an older Mexican lady, with big fake boobies, and a small butt came by. I hugged her, and kissed her cheek. We chatted, and I told her maybe later. She is a people pleaser. Her skills are legendary, and she is very popular. I enjoy what she brings to the club. I enjoy watching her enthusiastically take patron, after patron into the back. I am really impressed with the amount of sexual energy she has. I like her, but she is not typically my type..

I watched the stage for a little while, but no one to my liking came by. The rest of the line up was Harmony, Sylvie, Ava, Sasha, Madison, Terra, Alexis, and Luna. I have gotten a dance from Madison in the past. She is a big fake blonde, with big fake tits. She was no touching, and all about the upsell. So, I now avoid her. As I watched the stage, I noticed Cream coming in the front door. Soon, I spotted her wandering around in her stripper outfit. She spotted me, and came over to say hi. She said hello, I said “yes please”. We headed for the back. She got me warmed up with a dance, and then changed her dancing technique. I really enjoyed this more hands on technique. It felt so good, I let her dance for me for 5 more songs. At the end, I felt drained, and completely satisfied. Cream usually charges me $120 for 3 dances. On this visit the price was $280 for 6. When I have repertoire with a lady, there is trust, and I don’t feel the need to confirm before the dance. I did not feel like anything extra happened, it was just like all the other times at Pandy’s. I understand everything is getting more expensive. However, If I am going to spend that kind of money, I should be doing it on the board. Not at Pandy’s. I will be more wise with my funds moving forward. I left feeling really drained...

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