So I took this dancer to VIP last week for some fun, and she only did half the work. I mean, she said she'd swallow but when she was done sucking me, she spit it out on the floor! I felt totally cheated, so I didn't tip her and she got all upset making like I am the bad guy here! Now she's sending me angry face emojis and threatening to sue me! I wish I hadn't given her my real phone number, name and address now! Wht do I do? I'm thinking of waiting for her outside the club this weekend so I can gank her with my K-Bar.
Do you think I'll get in trouble for that?
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Hacked, tasteless joke, or shitty attempt at satire? Place your bets.
LOL.
You should out her in a review, "(name) doesn't swallow".
^More “hackneyed” than “hacked”, but I agree.
She should be fined for littering, too bad it didn’t happen in the subway, the signs in the subway say you will be fined for spitting.
On a side note, do you really care what happens after you make a deposit? I don’t care what the barber does with my clippings.
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It's his cacaplop impersonation
^Get cancer.
GMD - well played sir. Very well played…
If this escalates and she texts a photo of a dead bunny - that’s when I’d run upstairs and tell mommy!
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^Remember your first blowjob?
How long it take to get the taste out of your mouth?
By your own admission you stated she did half the job, so I think it’s perfectly reasonable for her to expect half of what you would normally have tipped her.
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Georgmicrodong is not georgemicrodong. Move to ban this account.
I’m dumb. Shouldn’t drink and post. Why, oh why, isn’t there a delete post feature?
@Dan3635: "Georgmicrodong is not georgemicrodong. Move to ban this account."
That George guy sure is a poser, eh? I am the one and only Georg! 😏
@Dan3635: that was my first thought as well, but he's VIP and verified. Plus, click the name to see the profile, and it is gmd.
To be fair, the satire here that is obvious to frequent visitors could easily be lost on those who spend less time on the discussion forums.
The satire will be complete when georgmicrodong and georgemicrodong begin to argue with each other in multiple threads and review comments in a lame attempt to show they are not the same person. Thank my lord Founder for the Ignore function.
Next time wipe up your cum with a benji and tip her the benji.
@jimmyMcNulty: "The satire will be complete when georgmicrodong and georgemicrodong begin to argue with each other"
I have to say, I honestly wish I'd thought of that...
OP, are you trolling someone else who is famous for these kinds of questions? Smart post.
OP is trolling by this post the only immature guy asks these kind of silly stupid questions
I have a feeling that desertscrub's "report" to the FBI and Icee's "legal paperwork" against skibum and 25 are all destined for the same nothing-burger fate.
One and only inmate guy trolled by this post. You all know who is that. He himself knows it.
Funny.
Studme nails it with his side note.
You shouldn’t take a bbj itc for granted. That’s more than a lot of desirable dancers are willing to do. I see your point on her not following through but are you willing to lose her as an option?
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I'll stop saying when it's no longer true.
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