Can I get in trouble?

Monday, January 9, 2023 3:55 PM
So I took this dancer to VIP last week for some fun, and she only did half the work. I mean, she said she'd swallow but when she was done sucking me, she spit it out on the floor! I felt totally cheated, so I didn't tip her and she got all upset making like *I* am the bad guy here! Now she's sending me angry face emojis and threatening to sue me! I wish I hadn't given her my real phone number, name and address now! Wht do I do? I'm thinking of waiting for her outside the club this weekend so I can gank her with my K-Bar. Do you think I'll get in trouble for that?

40 comments

Hacked, tasteless joke, or shitty attempt at satire? Place your bets.
gammanu95
a year ago
LOL.
rickdugan
a year ago
You should out her in a review, "(name) doesn't swallow".
shadowcat
a year ago
^More “hackneyed” than “hacked”, but I agree.
Studme53
a year ago
She should be fined for littering, too bad it didn’t happen in the subway, the signs in the subway say you will be fined for spitting.
twentyfive
a year ago
On a side note, do you really care what happens after you make a deposit? I don’t care what the barber does with my clippings.
Studme53
a year ago
2
georgmicrodong
a year ago
It's his cacaplop impersonation
Icee Loco (asshole)
a year ago
^Get cancer.
skibum609
a year ago
GMD - well played sir. Very well played… If this escalates and she texts a photo of a dead bunny - that’s when I’d run upstairs and tell mommy!
Cashman1234
a year ago
Did she specifically say she’d swallow? Thats too bad then
rickmacrodong
a year ago
3
georgmicrodong
a year ago
^Remember your first blowjob?
Studme53
a year ago
How long it take to get the taste out of your mouth?
Studme53
a year ago
By your own admission you stated she did half the job, so I think it’s perfectly reasonable for her to expect half of what you would normally have tipped her.
Specialj
a year ago
What y mean by 3, gmd?
rickmacrodong
a year ago
4
georgmicrodong
a year ago
Georgmicrodong is not georgemicrodong. Move to ban this account.
Dan3635
a year ago
I’m dumb. Shouldn’t drink and post. Why, oh why, isn’t there a delete post feature?
Dan3635
a year ago
@Dan3635: "Georgmicrodong is not georgemicrodong. Move to ban this account." That George guy sure is a poser, eh? I am the one and only Georg! 😏
georgmicrodong
a year ago
@Dan3635: that was my first thought as well, but he's VIP and verified. Plus, click the name to see the profile, and it is gmd.
gammanu95
a year ago
To be fair, the satire here that is obvious to frequent visitors could easily be lost on those who spend less time on the discussion forums.
Call.Me.Ishmael
a year ago
The satire will be complete when georgmicrodong and georgemicrodong begin to argue with each other in multiple threads and review comments in a lame attempt to show they are not the same person. Thank my lord Founder for the Ignore function.
Hank Moody
a year ago
What do you mean Ishmael?
rickmacrodong
a year ago
Next time wipe up your cum with a benji and tip her the benji.
ilbbaicnl
a year ago
Scrub you sent this to the fbi? What did they say?
rickmacrodong
a year ago
@jimmyMcNulty: "The satire will be complete when georgmicrodong and georgemicrodong begin to argue with each other" I have to say, I honestly wish I'd thought of that...
georgmicrodong
a year ago
OP, are you trolling someone else who is famous for these kinds of questions? Smart post.
Vicfl
a year ago
Vic you are champbilly
rickmacrodong
a year ago
OP is trolling by this post the only immature guy asks these kind of silly stupid questions
Vicfl
a year ago
I have a feeling that desertscrub's "report" to the FBI and Icee's "legal paperwork" against skibum and 25 are all destined for the same nothing-burger fate.
Call.Me.Ishmael
a year ago
How come you cant hide the accent vicphilly?
rickmacrodong
a year ago
One and only inmate guy trolled by this post. You all know who is that. He himself knows it.
Vicfl
a year ago
Who? Champphilly?
rickmacrodong
a year ago
Funny.
Vicfl
a year ago
Studme nails it with his side note.
londonguy
a year ago
You shouldn’t take a bbj itc for granted. That’s more than a lot of desirable dancers are willing to do. I see your point on her not following through but are you willing to lose her as an option?
Specialj
a year ago
5
georgmicrodong
a year ago
Georg ACAB is just not an acceptable thing to say.
rickmacrodong
a year ago
I'll stop saying when it's no longer true.
georgmicrodong
a year ago
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