Discussions by jackslash (page 551)

Last week I reported being the object of a jealous encounter between 2 dancers. This week the melodrama continued with the same dancers in the same club. Dramatis Personae: Dancer A: a busty blonde...

Today a stripper told me the biggest lie I can remember: "You're the only guy I've ever sucked." Can anybody top that one?...

NYC strippers reported saddened by loss of Tim Tebow. http://www.sportsgrid.com/nfl/new-york-stripper-community-saddened-by-loss-of-tim-tebow/ ...

Dramatis Personae: Dancer A: a busty blonde in her mid-20's who I've known for a few weeks Dancer B: a busty brunette in her mid-30's who I've know...

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/544102/rihanna-flaunts-sexy-body-in-barely-there-bikini-after-spending-night-at-strip-club Rihanna looks pretty good. Unfortunately, I didn't see her when I was in Miami....

I met a new young blonde dancer. As soon as we got into the private VIP booth, she said, "I only have one rule. You can't touch my hair." The reason...

Breaking news from the Great White North: "MONTREAL — Six female strippers age 40 to 62 were arrested and charged with prostitution when police raided a bar in Massueville on Thursday." Read more: http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/strippers+arrested+Massueville+prostitution+charges/8233821/story.html#ixzz2QMan8MUN ...

Today I was getting BBBJ for $200 from I girl I considered a 9. I asked about switching to FS, and she said that would be $1000. I was stunned, astonished,...

I don't like to haggle. I'm willing to pay the going price for goods and services, whether at the department store or the strip club. But occasionally I'll try to get a...

When I first saw Christie dancing on stage with her long blonde hair swirling around her half-nude body, I thought that if I could ever have sex with her I would be completely happy....

http://www.woai.com/news/local/story/Robbery-and-shooting-at-strip-club/bOGsf4X1XEurMUlj1vOrUA.cspx I used to live in San Antonio, but I'm not familiar with the MVP club. The robbery seems to have started with one brainiac stealing a stripper's money from the stage and then...

I met the love of my life in a strip club today. She's a young dancer who is sweet and kind and never does extras. She's stripping just to pay her...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/lady-gaga-takes-wheelchair-boyfriend-1795968 I love Lady Gaga, but Chicago strip clubs are lame. I want her to party at one of my favorite Detroit clubs. I had tickets to Lady Gaga's concert in Detroit, but she cancelled...

Instructor Alexis Wright pleaded guilty to using her Zumba fitness studio as a front for prostitution. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/mar/30/zumba-instructor-pleads-guilty-kennebunk I know a dancer who is a fitness instructor and zumba teacher. I always assumed that "fitness instructor"...

A billboard from a Birmingham church: http://www.wsfa.com/story/21791132/churchs-strip-for-me-billboard-draws-attention This billboard should get attention, especially during Holy Week, but the church is being rather misleading. This is not a quote by Jesus at all but rather a...

Dancer's suit says her strip club manager coerced her into sex. Wouldn't the real news be that a strip club manager did not coerce dancers into sex? http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2013/03/dancer-sues-dc-strip-club-for-sexual-discrimination ...

http://www.wkyt.com/news/headlines/Police--198243751.html?ref=751 ...

"Top Hearst executive Scott Sassa has left the company over a sensational extortion plot involving a Los Angeles-based stripper he was sexting" ww.nypost.com/p/pagesix/sexting_scandal_hits_hearst_aieV1g9CaSz4dp0VNxSrjO?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_term=Newsletter_Tracking&utm_campaign=%2Anew%2A%20Newsletter%20%28eagle%29%202013-03-14 In this case a high-level executive refused to pay extortion money, but had...

A private strip club with "amateur" dancers in NYC. http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/carrer_girl_by_day_stripper_by_night_b2w7KQHGmqqov5e3RyMRfL/0 ...

Grandma is still good for something. http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/article/303792/8/Man-spends-over-2000-on-grandmothers-card-for-strippers-alcohol ...

The questions keep pouring in, and so I've added to the list of Frequently Asked Questions that I previously posted. New questions begin at number 45. 1 Q What 3 words best describe strippers? A...

More on how rappers write off strip club expenses on their taxes. I just tell the IRS I gave the money to Charity. http://www.sohh.com/2013/03/strip_clubs_are_a_legit_business_expense.html ...

Anderson Cooper went to a strip club when he was in college and was " talking to the ladies about their shoes." http://www.eonline.com/news/394672/anderson-cooper-on-first-strip-club-visit-i-was-talking-to-the-ladies-about-their-shoes ...

Girls may become strippers for various psychological reasons, but they all strip to earn money. It seems to me that stripping is a wise economic choice. Let me first mention a few statistics about...

My friend Frank, who's in his late 50's, recently got divorced. I invited him to go to a strip club with me. I thought it would cheer him up. Frank...

This article in Forbes caught my eye because I'm considering retiring soon. Couldn't be anything wrong with investing in strip club, could there? http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertlaura/2013/02/28/investing-in-strip-clubs-for-retirement-income/...

Teen queen a porn star? http://www.tmz.com/2013/02/26/miss-teen-delaware-melissa-king-resigns-sex-tape/ ...

Q How can i make a stripper scream and moan? A Don't pay her....

My ATF asked to see me an extra day this week because she had expenses. Today she posted on Facebook that she got a new piercing. I'm glad the money was well...

This is way better than telling your wife you spent your tax refund on strippers. http://www.valleycentral.com/news/story.aspx?id=863673#.USdxIlo__ud ...

Dancer 1: "The bartender is cute." Dancer 2: "Yeah. Tiffany's fucking him but he's lousy in the sack. She's only banging him because he's good-looking and she gets free drinks." Dancer 1:...

Miami prosecutor acts like a strip club douche. http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/02/miami-dade_prosecutor_loses_jo.php ...

This is the lead sentence of the story: "A Dallas jury has awarded the family of a woman who was fatally run over by a monster truck in a strip club $10.5...

A sad story: http://www.wdrb.com/story/21230931/police-family-victim-met-accused-killer-at-strip-club ...

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2013/02/14/legally-laid-detroit-council-candidate-pushes-for-red-light-district/ A red light district for Detroit? I feel the strip clubs don't need the competition....

The author tells of his first time at a strip club. The gaywad didn't like it. http://www.thelmagazine.com/BrooklynAbridged/archives/2013/02/12/my-first-time-at-the-strip-club?page=1 ...

This is an interview with 2 DJ's who work in Detroit area strip clubs, which I have reviewed in the past. http://metrotimes.com/music/cityslang/confessions-of-a-strip-club-dj-1.1440206 Both DJ's, it seems to me, present a G-rated version of what goes on...

http://cjonline.com/news/2013-02-01/court-strippers-eligible-unemployment-insurance "The Supreme Court, however, found that the club exercised control over the dancers that constituted an employer-employee relationship. Among those controls were rules regarding contact between dancers and customers, fines for violations of those...

This story will tug the heartstrings of all you ass men. http://www.kvue.com/news/state/Three-injured-in-strip-club-shooting-189188931.html...

http://www.nola.com/superbowl/index.ssf/2013/01/on_bourbon_street_strip_clubs.html ...

Some multi-million dollar homes have strip clubs inside. I'm telling my realtor to find me one. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ryan-nickum/strip-club-homes-photos_b_2553434.html ...

Is anyone going to watch the Super Bowl at a strip club? Usually, I don't want to be at a club for a major sporting event because the tits and ass might...

I'm faced with a mystery. When I left my home this morning, a stripper was asleep in my bed. When I returned, she had disappeared. I had left her sleeping peacefully at 7AM,...

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/katie-yoder/2013/01/21/cosmo-cool-women-go-strip-clubs It appears that more women are going to strip clubs and think they're cool. I'm of 2 minds about this. On the positive side, women's acceptance of strip clubs may blunt the efforts to...

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/01/21/nj-police-ny-woman-who-was-nearly-nude-charged-with-dwi-after-crashing-car-into/...

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/suburbs/elgin/chi-strip-club-stalking-20130118,0,3529785.story My ATF has had some scary stalkers, but I don't think any were murderers....

How to Have Sex With a Stripper (Without Paying for It) http://www.brobible.com/life/article/how-to-sleep-with-a-stripper The author explains his techniques for banging strippers for free. I have a better way: roofies. ...

The headline is a little misleading. Brazilian waxing is what is driving crabs to extinction by creating an unfriendly environment, but I'm a fan of both Brazilian waxing and Brazilian strippers: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/01/17/lice_decline/ ...