How to Have Sex With a Stripper (Without Paying for It)

28 comments

• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  Bath salts work too but you need a muzzle.
• pabloantonio

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  12 years ago

  Typical bullshit approach to women in civilian clubs.
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Baseball bat ? Hmmmm?
• georgmicrodong

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  12 years ago

  Learn to run fast, so she can't catch you when you leave without paying.
• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  Be careful you might dent the bat.
• mikeya02

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  12 years ago

  I've had sex with strippers for free. But the pepper spray finally wore me out!
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  "Contrary to popular belief, you’re probably not going to get the bang that first night"
  
  Too funny. Author is FOS.
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  Here is how. Write a book on how to get sex from strippers free. Then use the proceeds to get sex from strippers.
• zipman68

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  12 years ago

  C'mon Juice. I thought you just paid 'em with fried chicken. Little o' da Colonel's xxxtra kris-pay. If ya steal the chicken it is free!
• zipman68

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  12 years ago

  Fuck yeah Shadowcat. You win this thread.
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Yes....shadow wins....big time
• sclvr5005

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  12 years ago

  Don't know which one is sadder - the one who writes that shit or the idiot that reads it and believes it will work.
• Estafador

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  12 years ago

  GMD, you have to be a trackstar in high school to use that approach (only if she's solo AND her pimp is nowhere near the club....god thing NYPD are so active these days lol). Personally I only met ONE girl out of all my sc experiences that I wanted t give it to. These days (assuming you older men's days were better) regular chicks are FAR finer than strippers a sad fact for the pl who can't a girlfriend.
• Estafador

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  12 years ago

  Zipman, colonal is cheap man. Paying with a bucket IS a steal.
• inno123

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  12 years ago

  This guy is so phoney it is incredible.
• Clackport

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  12 years ago

  Being young, not bad looking and having a big dick would be the best combination to try to bang a stripper for free. Even then it's a long shot.
• tenisbum1776

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  12 years ago

  While I think the article as a whole is bullshit, I actually agree with some of his "techniques" for seperating you from all the other customers in the bar; especially some of the suggestions he makes about conversation with a stripper while in the bar.
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  And why do you want to seperate yourself, tenishomo?
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  It is BS.
• Papi_Chulo

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  12 years ago

  I’m going to try his techniques and see how they work – will report soon :)
• gsv

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  12 years ago

  Estafador, NYC clubs have some of the best looking chicks i've seen in strip clubs. We may have different taste, but there are some beautiful girls working in the higher-end Manhattan clubs for sure.
• lopaw

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  12 years ago

  I figure that if you've resorted to reading crap like that article to score with strippers, you got no game and that ridiculous read ain't gonna help you.
• crazyjoe

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  12 years ago

  Just offer to Jack her box
• georgmicrodong

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  12 years ago

  @lopaw: You have an unfair advantage. Stippers are statistically more likely to actually *like* hot lesbian pussy. Old, fat, ugly pecker? Not so much. Takes more game. :)
• deogol

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  12 years ago

  True that GMD
• sclvr5005

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  12 years ago

  lol yeah u have a completely unfair advantage lopaw
• lopaw

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  12 years ago

  Lol you guys are a hoot
• mas0n

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  12 years ago

  How to have sex with a stripper for free: be "her type". Note how this guy said that he was young and fit...
  
  someone let me know when there's a guide for old fatsos.