How to Have Sex With a Stripper (Without Paying for It)

Bath salts work too but you need a muzzle.

Typical bullshit approach to women in civilian clubs.

Baseball bat ? Hmmmm?

Learn to run fast, so she can't catch you when you leave without paying.

Be careful you might dent the bat.

I've had sex with strippers for free. But the pepper spray finally wore me out!

"Contrary to popular belief, you’re probably not going to get the bang that first night"

Too funny. Author is FOS.

Here is how. Write a book on how to get sex from strippers free. Then use the proceeds to get sex from strippers.

C'mon Juice. I thought you just paid 'em with fried chicken. Little o' da Colonel's xxxtra kris-pay. If ya steal the chicken it is free!

Fuck yeah Shadowcat. You win this thread.

Yes....shadow wins....big time

Don't know which one is sadder - the one who writes that shit or the idiot that reads it and believes it will work.

GMD, you have to be a trackstar in high school to use that approach (only if she's solo AND her pimp is nowhere near the club....god thing NYPD are so active these days lol). Personally I only met ONE girl out of all my sc experiences that I wanted t give it to. These days (assuming you older men's days were better) regular chicks are FAR finer than strippers a sad fact for the pl who can't a girlfriend.

Zipman, colonal is cheap man. Paying with a bucket IS a steal.

This guy is so phoney it is incredible.

Being young, not bad looking and having a big dick would be the best combination to try to bang a stripper for free. Even then it's a long shot.

While I think the article as a whole is bullshit, I actually agree with some of his "techniques" for seperating you from all the other customers in the bar; especially some of the suggestions he makes about conversation with a stripper while in the bar.

And why do you want to seperate yourself, tenishomo?

It is BS.

I’m going to try his techniques and see how they work – will report soon :)

Estafador, NYC clubs have some of the best looking chicks i've seen in strip clubs. We may have different taste, but there are some beautiful girls working in the higher-end Manhattan clubs for sure.

I figure that if you've resorted to reading crap like that article to score with strippers, you got no game and that ridiculous read ain't gonna help you.

Just offer to Jack her box

@lopaw: You have an unfair advantage. Stippers are statistically more likely to actually *like* hot lesbian pussy. Old, fat, ugly pecker? Not so much. Takes more game. :)

True that GMD

lol yeah u have a completely unfair advantage lopaw

Lol you guys are a hoot

How to have sex with a stripper for free: be "her type". Note how this guy said that he was young and fit...

someone let me know when there's a guide for old fatsos.