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The Love of my Life

Apr 1, 2013, 9:53 AM
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jackslash
Detroit strip clubs

I met the love of my life in a strip club today. She's a young dancer who is sweet and kind and never does extras. She's stripping just to pay her way through medical school. We had a long conversation and found we had many interests in common. She's not the kind of dancer you usually see at Bogart's. I'm going to marry her. Her name is Bella.

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boogieknight369

What's today again?

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JayJay15

I met her. She's the gal who wants to be a medical missionary, right? And you forgot to mention her natural 36DDDs.

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shadowcat

Gee that is great Jack. In a few more years she will be able to take care of you when you start having those medical problems associated with old age. I just don't understand how she manages to work at Bogart's and Follies at the same time and still keep up with her studies.

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Alucard

You can have 4 members here as "Best Men".

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Alucard
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Club_Goer_Seattle

I'm not even going to log on to TUSCL for the rest of today, after reading this one!

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tumblingdice

Recard! You're the only member on this board.

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sclvr5005

PM me jack, and I'll tell you what I did to her in VIP.

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Clubber

Wait a minute guys, it's there another topic with a member dealing with a bf, a dancer, and her past customers?

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motorhead

So all those posts about Bella were untrue?

I'm shocked. Shocked. I thought everything on the Internet was true.

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sharkhunter

That's nice jack. My current work goals are to become a multi-millionaire and retire from my current job within a couple of years. I'm within a few million already of my goal. I'll be all set Unless dancers start charging a few billion for a lap dance.

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Alucard

" I thought everything on the Internet was true."

Even bearded French models? LOL

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Ermita_Nights

Bella said she was going to marry me, and even showed me her missionary position. Surely she's not two-timing us?

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cooperpooper

What does Bella look like is this the same one who use to work there?

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DoctorDarby

Gee--I am surprised that nobody called "April Fools" on this silly post.

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DoctorDarby

never mind--somebody did . .DUH

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sofaking87

So what does she look like?

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