I love Lady Gaga, but Chicago strip clubs are lame. I want her to party at one of my favorite Detroit clubs.
I had tickets to Lady Gaga's concert in Detroit, but she cancelled because of a hip injury. She had surgery, which is why she's in a Louis Vuitton wheelchair.
And considering those 10-in.-tall shoes without heels, I'm not surprised. Gaga can play the piano but she has all the sense of a lobotomized Golden Retriever.