chandler

Blue Ridge Foothills

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  The thread where we answer each other's terminology questions

  Question #1: Sometimes when I read accounts that mention "CBJ", I wonder if they really mean a mock blow job through the pants. My understanding is that "covered" means wearing a rubber, not clothing...
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  Why did you choose your TUSCL nickname?

  Dancers at the club I logged in to review called me Chandler, because they though I looked like the 'Friends' character. I don't see it. FONDL, I hope you answer this one....
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  Top 10 Corniest Stage Dance Elements

  What are the most cringe-inducing bits you see dancers work into their stage sets? I'll get it started with: 10. Lip-syncing or, worse, "acting out" lyrics to the song. 9. Anything involving veils....
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  When you fantasize about a stripper...

  ...what do you fantasize is happening? - Are you having sex? What kind? - Is she giving you a lapdance? In the club, or somewhere private? - Are you having a conversation? In the club or somewhere...
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  "Why not?"

  What do you say to a stripper who asks, "Why not?" when you tell her you don't want a dance? What kind of stripper would even ask this? How about the ones who try...
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  Which option would you have chosen?

  One night last May, I was at my sometime regular club when I heard the DJ announce to the stage Brooke, a stripper returning after three years away. This got my attention. Of all...
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  A thread for posting more quotes from other people's reviews

  Some choice material on today's Recent Reviews page, so I say it's time for a sequel. Here's maylith reporting on Miss Kitty's in Washington Park, Illinois: Had one girl stop by the table and chat...
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  What's the worst strip club name you've ever heard?

  I nominate Chix on Dix, a new club in Detroit on Dix Street. How could they resist? It's almost a great name, except it sounds too close to Chicks With Dicks. And it will...
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  Village Weirdos

  At a club I go to, there's a guy who comes in year round wearing gloves. He claims it's because he's a germophobe, but he's really just a weirdo. He used to bring a...
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  Imported Strippers

  In clubs around Detroit and Ontario, there have been a lot of Russian and Romanian strippers working over the past few years. I never get dances from them, although I hear they can be...
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  I remember back when I thought...

  ...strip clubs had nothing to offer me, cause they were full of old skanks. ...the 'Do not touch the dancers' signs were meant to be taken seriously. ...you should pay attention to the DJ, cause he...
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  FONDL
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  Finger Sucking Strippers

  A couple of my favorites go down on my finger during lap dances. Do strippers ever suck your fingers? Would you want them to? Do you see them do it for others in the...
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  What are your WORST CLUBS with the MOST FUGLIES?

  Which clubs you've been to have the fattest, ugliest, smelliest skanks in captivity? Now here's where I can speak with some authority. I submit for your consideration: C-Mowes (Washington Park, IL) Lady Godiva's II (Taylors, SC) Henry...
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  Situational Virtue

  Are strippers who work in high contact clubs in cities where that is the norm any "looser" than strippers in cities where less touching is accepted? My observations lead me to believe that strippers...
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  FONDL
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  What's the most trouble you've gotten into in a strip club?

  Ever get thrown out of a club? Violently? Ever get in a fight? Did you lose? Badly? Ever lose a large amout of money? (Paying for dances doesn't count.) Ever get in an argument...
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  Strippers Who Gain Weight

  One of the disappointments of going back to a club over the years is seeing a 20 year old with a nice figure turn into a near porker at 25. I'm not talking here...
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  FONDL
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  One-Way Contact Dances

  This past spring while travelling, I had a great time at two clubs in different cities where you're not allowed to touch the dancer, but she's allowed to rub her body over yours in...
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  How often do you see a '10'?

  I've seen very few strippers I would rate as 10s. I go to more dives than upscale clubs, so I'm sure that has something to do with it. Earlier this month, I went back...
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  FONDL
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  'Kitties' and 'Titties'

  What do you call it, the kitty or the pussy, or something else? Shadowcat the other day said a group of his faves asked him why guys on TUSCL write kitty and not pussy. I...
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  Club Websites with Scary Looking Dancer Photos

  Does this ever happen to you? You've been to a club where the dancers are not bad looking, you hear they have a website, so you browse it, and YEEEEOW!! Can these rather scary...
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  FONDL
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  Why so LOUD? Does Noise = $$$?

  At some clubs, there's a big effort to get everybody to make a lot of NOISE. Not just appreciation for the girl dancing onstage. More like a constant din, like the 4th quarter of...
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  Tricks you can try on strippers

  One night I'm sitting with two of my faves, Kerri and Toni. I decide to try an old trick I'd seen Groucho Marx pull on You Bet Your Life. Groucho had used it to...
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  Ever Try Recommended Dancers?

  Club reviews often recommend dancers by name "for a real good time". I've included it in my own reviews, because details like that make for more interesting reading. However, I never follow up on...
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  Waitresses Turned Into Strippers!

  Sounds like a Weekly World News headline, don't it? Let's talk about waitress-turned-stripper changes we've witnessed, good and bad. At a club I go to, I see it happen all the time. You get to...
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  The tread where we post quotes from other people's reviews

  bestoftmz had this to say about Kenny May's in Hammond, IN: "If you are out walking your dog, you may want to stop by here. They just might offer your dog...
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  Odd Local Customs

  I like visiting clubs in different cities, because, along with a new group of dancers to discover, there's usually some odd local custom that is common to the clubs in that city but new...
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  META: Tell me about the history of this board.

  I only noticed this discussion board about three weeks ago. How long has it been here? Who has been posting the longest? How has it changed over time? Have there been any memorable controversies,...
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