What's the worst strip club name you've ever heard?

I nominate Chix on Dix, a new club in Detroit on Dix Street. How could they resist? It's almost a great name, except it sounds too close to Chicks With Dicks. And it will probably get them shut down in short order.

Then there's the Petting Zoo in Farmersville, Illinois. I'm all in favor of petting, but not dancers from a zoo, in Farmersville no less.

While looking up the Petting Zoo, I found listings in Illinois for the Hush Puppy Saloon and Crabby Kim's, although comments indicate the latter is just a regular bar with waitresses in bikinis.