"Why not?"
chandler
Blue Ridge Foothills
What do you say to a stripper who asks, "Why not?" when you tell her you don't want a dance? What kind of stripper would even ask this? How about the ones who try to turn your answer into a debate over whether you should want a dance with her?
8 comments
"My cock got shot off in Iraq."
"I was seriously injured in a freak zipper accident last week and don't want to pop open my scabs by getting a boner."
"I don't wear my Depends to the club because it interferes with the feeling. But I'm afraid if I get jostled around I'll become violently incontinent."
"RL stole my last five dollars."
"Because your breath smells like onions and poop."
"I'm waiting for that other dancer, She said that she would pack my fudge with a strap-on."
"I heard you were a pre-op."
Indeed. I think gambits, as in chess, would be a big part of opening theory: risking losing the stripper or customer in order to build more attraction.
Anyone done any formal work on this yet?
The dancer-customer opening and response is like openings in chess; there are a bunch of standard inquiry-response pairs at the beginning which can lead, as shadowcat alluded, to more interesting conversations. It might be fun to classify these openings and give them quaint names like they do in chess books, heh.