I remember back when I thought...
chandler
Blue Ridge Foothills
...strip clubs had nothing to offer me, cause they were full of old skanks.
...the 'Do not touch the dancers' signs were meant to be taken seriously.
...you should pay attention to the DJ, cause he has important stuff to say.
...those guys some strippers hang out with endlessly must be their boyfriends.
...strippers who asked if I'd like some company meant just that.
...strippers who said they'd be right back would be right back.
...there's no way that a whole $10 got you a dance that lasted for only one song.
...I better not get a boner during a lapdance, or she'll be disgusted.
...it was ironic that the VIP was full of regular Joes.
...the 'Do not touch the dancers' signs were meant to be taken seriously.
...you should pay attention to the DJ, cause he has important stuff to say.
...those guys some strippers hang out with endlessly must be their boyfriends.
...strippers who asked if I'd like some company meant just that.
...strippers who said they'd be right back would be right back.
...there's no way that a whole $10 got you a dance that lasted for only one song.
...I better not get a boner during a lapdance, or she'll be disgusted.
...it was ironic that the VIP was full of regular Joes.
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...only perverts went to strip clubs and only complete degenrates got lap dances.. wait a minute, I still think that, its just that now I'm ok with it. LOL
Courtesy was a universal obligation.
Van Halen was a heavy metal band.
-A song was actually longer than 2 minutes
-"2 for 1" meant 2 full songs
-Silicone was a lubricant
-"Lets have lunch" meant lets have lunch.
Girls went to the ladies room together to gossip, no to get high.
-The only time you came home with glitter on your clothes was if you worked in an arts & crafts store.
-The only time you came home smelling like another woman was when you had spent the afternoon at a no-tell motel with another woman....