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chandler

Blue Ridge Foothills

20 yrs ago · 1 min read

Dancers at the club I logged in to review called me Chandler, because they though I looked like the 'Friends' character. I don't see it.

FONDL, I hope you answer this one.

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Nigel

Some friends were sitting around and making up our porn names. With my best Sean Connery voice I said, "I'm Nigel, Nigel Woodley"

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lousybuck

the term 'lousy buck' has probably been used a few times. i got the name from bob. it's the NOSE i got from karl...

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Clubber

For me, I think everyone can be Capt. Obvious!

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chandler

LB: "All for the love of a lousy buck" is from a speech Karl Malden made in 'On the Waterfront', too. Yes, I googled it. I knew I'd heard in in an old movie somewhere.

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DandyDan

Because I am Dan D. and old friends would call me Dandy Dan D. Of course, it eventually became just Dandy Dan, but here, I just smashed it together.

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travelingthrough

Mine is pretty straight forward. I go to clubs when on business (since the wife is part bloodhound.) So no local club visits for me....

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mmdv26

My Mileage Does Vary. 26 is a number I use frequently in www. stuff.

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GooberMan

I have a fetish for seeing women sink in quicksand. Visit

to learn more. I sometimes get the dancers to whisper sinking fantasies softly in my ear for me for tips. What a rush!

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chitownlawyer

At the beginning of my career, I practiced law in Chicago for a couple of years. Loved the practice...hated the city. Now I have the best of both worlds in a suburb of a small to mid-sized metropolitan area in the Mississippi Valley.

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lousybuck

'i saw thousands who could have overcome the darkness. for the love of a lousy buck i watched them die' is a quote from a bob dylan song.

i started out as fortheloveofalousybuck and shrewdly shortened it when i realized i could only have two beers and type it correctly.

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chandler

The all caps and no E made me think it might be an initialism. Thanks. I promise I won't ask again.

AN, I'd be embarassed to say how long it was before I got "abnormal" from yours. BTW, it was Yoda's explanation in another thread today that prompted me to start this one.

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FONDL

Chandler, I've answered this before but I guess you missed it. Anyway, about 10 years ago I was a regular in a little club where I met my ATF. Most of the girls there were really young and had no idea what they were doing. So I wrote a how-to guide which my ATF circulated to all the dancers. And as a joke I put it on a letterhead that I made up for a fictional organization called "Friends of Naked Dancing Ladies (FONDL). I even have an email address under that name, which I give to dancers on request. It's the only time I use it.

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AbbieNormal

Abbie Normal is from Mel Brooks' "Young Frankenstein". I just got a kick out of the exchange.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?

Igor: And you won't be angry?

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.

Igor: Abby someone.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?

Igor: Abby Normal.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby Normal?

Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?

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