chitownlawyer

Shadow, here is an exerpt from a recent TJ trip that I posted on another board. The bar in question is La Botana: ************************************** After an hour or so, I gave up, and headed into La Botana, where the masero hooked me up with a passable girl whose name I can't remember, nor is it really important. I ended up with her in an upstairs room. We fucked, but by this time my juice was low, so she took my dick out, took off the condom, and started sucking the head of penis, while jacking off the shaft. At one point she stepped back and crouched down in the dark. I heard a familiar hissing sound, and realized that, without missing a stroke on my dick, she had lowered herself on to a tin trashcan, and was peeing while sucking me off. "Chitown," I thought to myself, " unless you somehow fuck a tubercular whore outside in an alley in Mumbai, you have hit the absolute worldwide bottom in paid sex." My disgust did not, however, deflate my wood, and I popped about three minutes later into her mouth. *********************************************** Unlike the above, Tijuana Donkey Shows are a myth.

No, there is nothing wrong. It merely reflects the very strong social stigma agaisnt working as a stripper. I would bet that only about 5% of women would consider working as a stripper, and for the remaining 95%, the feeling against such employment is very strong; revulsion or disgust is probably not too strong a way of putting it. Therefore, you will see a lot of women in US society at large who are better looking than many strippers, and could make more money as strippers than at their current employment, but won't even consider it. Let's face it--strip clubs don't hire the most attractive women that there are; they hire the most attractive women who will consider doing that kind of work.

That having been said, I do have about five TJ "bars" to review, incl. the home of the pissing blowjob.

I've been going to fewer US strip clubs since I started making quarterly trips to TJ. I'm afraid that I am what would be called an "extras guy" in US strip clubs. After I first went to TJ, where everything is on the table, I lost patience for "the dance" of US clubs, where you might spend trip after trip in what turns out to be a futile search for a truly satifying experience. As a consequence, my US strip club visits are limited, not by money, but by interest, to approx. a visit a month to a local club, and quarterly trips to TJ. The good side of this is that I have gone from a couple strip club visits a week, at about $200-250 per, to four TJ trips a year, at about $1250 a trip, incl. hotel and airfare. TJ whorehouses don't cost...they pay!!!

I don't think I've ever gone to a strip club with anyone, although I've sometimes met up with friends at the club. I have only witnessed three physical fights in strip clubs, and two were between/among the dancers. The other, at Brad's BF in Indy, was handled very professionally by management (off-duty cop cold-cocked a guy in a wheelchair over a pool table), and was really over almost as soon as it started. I have certainly witnessed a lot more fights in "straight" bars than in strip clubs, and I have never felt in personal danger, although I have gone to clubs in some sketchy places.