lousybuck

i don't wanna sound bitter here...but a question like this answers another question: where does the term 'pathetic loser' come from?

wow. the term 'happy meal' has a whole new meaning. can i get a bbbj instead of the star wars toy?

A guy gets a job in an adult bookstore. The manager needs to go run a few errands on the guy's first day. He's there alone when a woman comes in and is shopping for a vibrator. "How much for this pink one?" she asks. The guy tells her $15. She buys it and leaves. She comes back in an hour and says, "It was too small. How much is that bigger white one?". He tells her it's also $15. She buys it and leaves. She comes back in an hour and says, "That was too small too. How much for the plaid one?" He tells her $50." She buys it and leaves. The manager comes back and asks the guy how he did. "Not bad. I sold 2 vibrators for $15 each and I got $50 for your thermos."

Girls: We gotta go straight home after we see you. Glitter and strong perfume suck. Also, turning my gonads into tapioca with your knee isn't a turn-on.

This is a hilarious topic. You have no control over any money you spend on anything once it leaves your wallet. As far as strippers go, did you actually buy that story about her tips going for her tuition to medical school?