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Oct 24, 2005, 3:55 PM

Some choice material on today's Recent Reviews page, so I say it's time for a sequel. Here's maylith reporting on Miss Kitty's in Washington Park, Illinois:

Had one girl stop by the table and chat a bit. She seemed to be an ultra-conservative republican. It was so weird hearing her spout off how God was punishing people with all the hurricanes right before offering up a LD in back. The contact at the stages for a couple of bucks was up to the usual Ms. Kitty's standards, but the girl at our table trying to double as a TV Evangelist pretty much killed our mood.

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metaldude20 years ago

Just came across this on about the Red Raven, this was only only part worth copying

"The girls vary between "Why aren't you at the city clubs?" good-looking and the "I just threw up a little in my mouth" ugly."

metaldude20 years ago

And this one from anonymous about the Purple Orchid in Philly

"the club overall is a real cool spot though some of the girls are a bit manish lookin. and make it seem like i'am watchin gay porn. but i must say their are some great girls who get all my money like Paris great girl nice tit's sweet person.Gabriel and Raven them three alone could run this club on there own"

LMAO over the "gay porn" line.

metaldude20 years ago

From BADBOB about Charlie's Dream in Philly

This is the kind of club that gives you a choice in women -- lice or fleas. I read somewhere that Charlie's Nightmare is more like it. Somebody should wake Charlie up, ain't anything this scary in the day light. FWIW, this is an erotic "emporium" with a stage show, peep boths, video boths and an adult book and video store. It's enough to make you give up on the whole idea and join the priesthood. One might say that the girls are "earthy." I don't think any of us wants to smell whatever it is that the scent of bleach is covering. From what I read below regarding the prices, it's over- priced, but y'know, I didn't stick around long enough to find out.

chandler20 years ago

NickG opines on the Hip Hugger in Kokomo, Indiana:

Drinks were cheap and i could'nt believe how cheap the dances were and how the girls tried to encourage you to touch them pretty much everywhere! Not that i mind touching women but this just made the place seem low class, Especially when some girl actually told me "you can touch my titties but not my kitty!"

chandler20 years ago

A visit to Mustang Sally's in Phoenix went like this for mark94:

One of the dancers took the stage and, almost immediately, began screaming at the two of us. Loud. I mean, top of her lungs, hear it outside the building, hurt your ears, loud. I couldn't make out much of what she was saying, other than it had to do with bringing her money. Interesting technique.

I let her go on for awhile, then began walking out the door. As I left, I saw the bartender and bouncer were having a good laugh over the situation. She gave a final "yeah, you better get your ass out of here.." as I exited.