Tricks you can try on strippers

Funny Chitown and unfortunately not all together untrue from the ones I have known LMAO

Chitown, chandler, good one. Make sure to mention that your "gig" is open mike night and that with the prize money you'll probably buy drugs, 'cause $100 isn't enough to get an apartment anyway, and the van isn't so bad. I think we could start a new "how to pick up strippers" post.

Well, you're certainly doing your best to fill his role, and conveniently you returned the day he left. Forgive us if we harbor suspicions, but the character of your posts and the timing are a spectacular coincidence.

sorry to dissapoint shadowcat, but I am not davids.

only if you also tell her that you are in a local rock band, are are trying to scrounge enough money to get your bass out of hock before your show later that night.

Beware, if you tell her you're broke and unemployed, she might ask you to move in with her.

If you don't like her and want her to move on, tell her you're unemployed and just filed bankruptcy. She'll leave and now you can move on to the dancers you like, before the word gets around.

getting back on topic, if you want the dancers to leave you alone.. Tell a few of them that you are out of money and don't have enough left to buy a dance. Word will spread fast and only the uninformed will bother you. Note: If you suddenly go back into the VIP room for lapdances, you blew your cover.

I will also disagree that no one on here is an expert. I believe shadowcat is an expert when it comes to his favorite club. :) (no offense meant to you shadowcat) Some other posters on here have been going to strip clubs before I was even born. If 30 or 40 years of experience doesn't make someone an expert, I don't know how skilled one has to be then.

On the other hand we may all be expert liars just giving enough truthful information to make something sound real.

parodyman: Why do you find it necessary to pass judgment on others while stating your point of view? Can't you just say what you're gonna say without getting negative? Sure, this is just a strip club board, but we are all people behind these names. Just wondering.

I don't think that you are an asshole. I think that you are one of those melvins who wants to be in on both sides of a debate. Your favorite word (from your posts) is advocate. You brandish it about like there is someone who has been preparing their whole life to defend a topic. This is just a strip club board. Nothing more or less. You need to take what is said here with a grain of salt. These are not expert opinions and the posters sure as shit arent experts on anything.

No, I'm an asshole. Big difference. But enough about me...

Chandler - you are a dork. Plain and simple.

Jesus Christ Shadowcat. Just think what you could do with an Ice Cream truck and playground full of little kids.

I'm writing all this stuff down, you know.

(don't have a printer)

I've had a nude stripper on stage accept a cheetoh as her tip. Actually she requested it and wouldn't take a dollar since I already tipped her, lol. I believe I held up another cheetoh and tipped her again before she went off stage. That may be the first stripper I've fed on stage, lol.

lc693le500: You might do best to wait until Suck a Nipple Month.

Yeah, but I don't like getting smacked. OR thrown out.

Maybe you should only do that if you're a regular?