'Kitties' and 'Titties'

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chandler
Blue Ridge Foothills
What do you call it, the kitty or the pussy, or something else?

Shadowcat the other day said a group of his faves asked him why guys on TUSCL write kitty and not pussy. I thought that was odd, because I hear strippers say "kitty" even more, especially when it needs feeding. And what's with all this baby talk about "titties" and "boobies". They're TITS, dammit. Grow up already.

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chitownlawyer
19 years ago
This reminds me of when my sister in law was having problems "down there" and her gynecologist had devised a complex plan of multiple surgeries over about a decade, taking out one piece of her southern anatomy at a time. She got frustrated with this and said, "Hell, they can take it all out now as far as I am concerned...all I need is the hole."

I can appreciate a woman who takes a sensible, level-headed approach like that.
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jctone
19 years ago
How would ever say that the board did not have some class? It has class.
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jctone
19 years ago
Hehe, Who?
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chitownlawyer
19 years ago
I call it, "the goods."

Up above, one finds "hooters" or, collectively, "the rack."
When talking to a dancer, if the subject comes up (subjects come up?) I will sometime say something about "the girls" or "your girls." They always know what I am talking about.
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