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13 years ago
A dancer in Phoenix once accidentally (I think) kneed me in the balls. Boy, that sure killed the buzz.
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13 years ago
My unassailable personal preferences, which I will staunchly defend, are only as strong as my last wonderful experience. Life is about taking it all in and adapting.
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13 years ago
I have a scientific theory that explains it all. It's called the "Knucklehead Theory", whic states, "The collective intelligence of a group of young males is inversely proportional to the square of the number of individuals."
So the series is simple:
1 guy = intelligence of 1
2 guys = 1/4
3 guys = 1/9
By the time you get to six guys, your basically talking about a sniveling, drooling beast, capable only of crude gestures and grunting.
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13 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Back to the topic at hand. A stripper with a poor understanding of business principles. Yeah, that's a possibility.
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13 years ago
First, go to the right club.
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13 years ago
Not a bad list. But similar precautions might apply to a bunch of places in the US. East St. Louis comes to mind.
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13 years ago
It may be easier to list what NOT to wear:
1) Jeans - girls complain about the seams
2) Anything rough or scratchy
3) Anything dirty - good contact is for those who are clean
4) Badges, shoulder holsters, dress blues
5) A clever tee shirt that denigrates women ("If you can read this, the bitch fell off")
6) Eyeglasses held together with tape
7) White shirt - nothing says strip cub like a huge smudge of pancake makeup
8) Certain linty dark items - under black light they look like shit
9) Sneakers and calf high white socks with red stripes - just on principle
10) Light colored pants, if going commando - out, damn spot!
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13 years ago
I don't bareback with anyone except my wife. Condoms are cheap, effective and easily transported. Using them dramatically reduces the risk and shows respect for your partner. I have never had an STD. All of this make sense to anybody else?
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13 years ago
Sorry guys, gotta go get dinner now.
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13 years ago
What does it mean when a stripper kisses you on the mouth? Well, if you were getting dances for free, it would mean she likes you and wants to be intimate. But since you're paying her, who the hell knows what it means?
So the only thing to decide is whether you want her to kiss you. And if you do, and she does, well than all you have to do is enjoy it. Life at a strip club can be very simple if you live in the moment.
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13 years ago
Hmmmm...normally I prefer going to clubs solo, or with a highly experienced fellow TUSCL member, but this thread suggests another strategy....go with an electrician. Why, to disable the power of course. An electrician with a battery operated boom box in his truck would be even better. Be prepared!
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13 years ago
I'm as guilty as the next guy, writing reviews that impart wisdom like, "the bar is on the left and the stage is in the center". On reflection, I would like to know if the place is big or small. And I would like to know if it has a pool table, because that is an indication of the type of club. And I would like to know if there is something odd about the layout, like the lap dances are all upstairs. Beyond that, it doesn't really matter.
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13 years ago
I must admit, when I hear the DJ say, "And remember fellas, when these lovely ladies come down off the stage, they are available for some up close table-side dances!" my usual thought is, "Ah crap, no contact."
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13 years ago
What is the point of pointing out a term is pointless?
What is the point of strip clubs?
What is the difference between a stripper, an exotic dancer, a spinner, and a niblick?
What is the meaning of life?
Do they have strip clubs on other planets?
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13 years ago
Not likely. Mario's is highly rated but not known for the full range of activities available at EB.
On the other hand, I have been known to divert to a club I suspected of being overrated just for the benefit (to others) of writing a review for that club that included a more "national" perspective. If you go to Mario's and find out it is better or worse than EB, write a review that includes that information.
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13 years ago
OK, I concede the point that there would be big potential for abuse. And for probably half the clubs out there, they are in a state of flux, so the club conditions may change and a sticky review may become obsolete pretty fast.
Glass half full, glass half empty.
I guess I consider TUSCL to be this great resource, with quality information, but with the quality often obscured by crap. We see that often with newbies asking basic questions and not bothering to browse the reviews that are so obviously available.
But the only way to make quality rise to the top is to have judgments of quality, and that takes consistent attention, either by individuals or through some decent collective mechanism. This might be difficult to achieve.
But I stand by my basic (glass half full) observation. There are good reviews, containing very useful information that wont go quickly out of date, and it would be a service, at least to those who bother to read, to get those reviews to the top of the list.
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13 years ago
At a couple of now-defunct bars in Columbus OH, the girls used to put on "I Love this Bar". Now, I'm no fan of country music, but when this song came on, it was usually late and a sign that the girls were ready to violate the law. I really Love This Song.
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13 years ago
I've always considered the tip rail is for guys on a limited budget, or in all nude clubs, who have a fascination for gynecological exams. For those reasons, the girls should leave those guys alone.
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13 years ago
Jack: Impressive she had the device. More impressive you resisted the impulse buy.
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13 years ago
Mr. Happy does not wear a condom unless he can show it off to the lady.
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13 years ago
Skyns are ok. Durex got top rated in a review a few years back. I use ultra thin, because at my age I need all the help I can get.
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13 years ago
Life was simpler when gay men joined the priesthood.
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13 years ago
Keeping the mind active helps avoid the onset of senility. From that perspective, that was good twaddle.
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13 years ago
Yeah, it's just you.
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Well, that's 30 seconds wasted.
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13 years ago
Oh for crying out loud, go to TJ and experience it. It is almost a certainty you will go there, have fun, and not be compelled to go upstairs and bang a chick if you don't want to. Just buy the girls drinks and encourage them to fool around. On the other hand, in SD it is quite likely you will be disappointed; the value for money is mediocre at best. As many expert TJ guys point out, you can be very safe in TJ. Walk across the border and take a cab to HK (my recommendation). When you leave the club, take a cab back to the border.