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13 years ago
bang69, why are you so concerned with assigning a label to a girl, like "stripper" or "hooker"? In my experience, there are some women who will do sexual things for money, and a bunch of women who don't. Among those who do, they cover a wide and continuous spectrum of prices and behaviors. From a societal viewpoint, somewhere in the middle of that spectrum a women gets labeled as a hooker, but to me it's a big gray area, and it's more important to me to judge a woman by other characteristics.
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13 years ago
If you have seen her 10 to 12 times in 4 months, that's about once a week. That means you are likely just part of her stable of regulars. In this situation, you can ask for OTC, but it is unlikely she will say yes. She will string you along. But I would ask. Because if she says no, you will most likely lose interest in her, and then you can go on and hunt a new girl for OTC. After all, it may be the hunt that gets you excited.
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13 years ago
Oddly enough, the online world seems to have as many assholes as the real world. If these guys would post one review, wait a few days to get the credit, then jump on with a question, I might give them some slack. But, the "0" review guys can simply suffer our scorn.
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13 years ago
Sorry guys. History buffs have uncovered ample evidence, from preserved bodies positioned in familiar poses in excavated peat bogs, that lap dances originated over 400 years ago in northern Europe. The explanation is that long winters in northern latitudes led to promiscuity, drunkenness, and broad experimentation in sexual activities. The consensus theory is that lap dances were invented in Finland around 1625. To this day, the people there are known as "Laplanders".
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13 years ago
Gator, well he may be flooded; but I know a couple of strippers in Memphis who are staying at a pretty decent hotel...
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13 years ago
I can understand the focus on liquor violations. Drunk drivers are responsible for a lot of misery. The unsuccessful attempt to solicit prostitution is kind of humorous. Past reviews for the club suggest it is not a great place, and there are no hints of extras. And sending 7 guys undercover seems like overkill. I'm guessing the operation became known beforehand and there was a mad scramble to get in on it. All in the name of law enforcement, of course.
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13 years ago
Since my wife has enhanced boobs, obtained in one of America's premiere boob-towns, Scottsdale AZ, I have enhanced knowledge of the procedure and potential pitfalls. I like talking to the girls about their decision, their doctor, the procedure options, and how the puppies are doing. Usually that leads to a breast exam, in the interest of science.
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13 years ago
farmerart, your prose is great. I consider my reviews a success if I can get them done without too many embarrassing typos.
I especially enjoyed TUSCL_BRO's reviews, back when he was posting under a different screen name, and trying to set some sort of record. They read like crime scene reports (not surprising, actually). What you would expect from Joe Friday ..."I arrived at 9:57 pm; there were 9 cars in the parking lot; the cover was $5; I ordered a Red Bull and observed 6 girls...." and so on.
I have only one request, though, for all who post reviews. Since brevity is close to godliness, keep 'em short.
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13 years ago
The sign language gets pretty creative, especially in the clubs, where you really can't cuddle too much. I was at a bar, said hi to the 30-something Chinese girl sitting next to me. Bought her a beer. Her English was very limited. After 15 minutes, she takes my hand, gives it a squeeze, and then starts jacking my index finger. I look over at her and she smiles. That, my friends, is a proposition.
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13 years ago
Well, your Middle Eastern correspondent here has been without a strip club for 3 months, and that will extend out to at least 5 months. So I've simply shifted to what the area has to offer, and that has been pretty good. I do miss a few things: 1) real blondes; 2) fake boobs; 3) tall girls, and 4) fluent English. How do you say BBBJ in Mandarin (aw hell, back to sign language).
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13 years ago
I searched for her in Google images. She was a nice looking woman in her prime.
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13 years ago
Chugalug, you know a guy name Chewbaca?
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13 years ago
Meant, of course, "couldn't dance worth shit".
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13 years ago
At Bandaids in Phoenix, two of the bartenders were former dancers. Both of them danced on stage occasionally and I got one of them to come out from behind the bar one night and give me lap dances. I figured it was the result of: 1) consistent good tipping direct to the bartenders; 2) complimenting them on their hot looks (easy to do, since it was true), and 3) commiserating with them about how most of the girls there could dance worth shit (and the experienced former dancers could show them how to do it).
But agree, you ave no chance without $$ in play somehow.
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13 years ago
I believe it was P. T. Barnum who said....
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13 years ago
In the pecking order of strip clubs, there is always a sluttier girl. No girl would admit she is at the bottom of the pile.
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13 years ago
Good deal! More jobs stimulus for Albuquerque.
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13 years ago
A lingerie and sex toys store next to a White Castle. Brilliant!
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13 years ago
A new definition of PL: someone who pays $19.95 a month to go to a virtual strip club.
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13 years ago
"can't seem to make time to see her at club"...
Can't seem to make time to post a review either. But can seem to make time to argue with people here. And can seem to make time to set up OTC action with some girl named "Frenchy".
Well, no time left for you...
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13 years ago
TUSCL is great site for this kind of question. Click on "Locator" at the top of this page to get a map of the US. Zoom in on southern Wisconsin. Click on Lake Geneva. A list of nearby clubs and a map with markers will be displayed. There you go! Four clubs listed within 20 miles. Diamond Jims is top rated and has over 30 reviews.
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13 years ago
If you're in Cinci, why not go to Indianapolis (Brads) instead? It's 2 hours drive, and so much better rated.
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13 years ago
farmerart, I looked up boobs in my trusty "Guide to Strip Club Jargon, 3rd ed." and here is the definition:
boobs, n (eng. vernacular): 1) fem. mammaries; 2) see Bear, Smokey
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13 years ago
Tijuana is not very dangerous if you follow the common advice to take taxis to/from the border. The farthest I have driven for a single strip club visit is about 3 hours each way. It was hardly worth it. Is Tijuana that special? I've been there and I don't think so. The clubs themselves are no more interesting than the best clubs in about a dozen places around the US, and the novelty of getting laid for $72 lasts about as long as...well, about as long as you can last.
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13 years ago
The Queen Bee is usually a royal pain-in-the-ass.