getting a bj in a club

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solidsnake89x
how do I ask for one without getting thrown out?

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troop
14 years ago
tell her you're a cop and if she doesn't give you a bj you'll hold your breath until you pass out and then she'll be charged with resisting your test.
works every time! ;)
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SuperDude
14 years ago
Don't ask. It's usually offered.
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vincemichaels
14 years ago
Put a gun to her head and ask.
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Contango6
14 years ago
I liked this guy's suggestions . . .

http://stripclubhound.blogspot.com/2011/…
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10inches
14 years ago
never had to ask. it just happened. very personal dance in VIP with lots of titty sucking and finger in the kitty. the girl simply pulled out Mr. Happy, kissed the head and told me the price for BBBJ. she proceeded to give me one hell of a blow job with lots of spit and hand action. when it came time to blast off, she took in her mouth then spit into the trash can.
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txtittyfan
14 years ago
If you can't figure it out on your own you don't belong in the club.
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Prim0
14 years ago
Roll up a Cnote lenghtwise and have it stick out of your fly. She'll get the subtle hint.
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harrydave
14 years ago
First, go to the right club.
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SomeDetroitGuy
14 years ago
If you go to the right club, it'll be offered. If she says anything like "Is there anything else you want?" or "How can I make you happy " or just grabs your junk, that means she's amenible to negotiations. Make sure you get everything spelled out in advance.
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bang69
14 years ago
I agre 100% with harrydave
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georgmicrodong
14 years ago
You can get a blowjob in a club?! WTF? All I can ever get is pussy!
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samsung1
14 years ago
it typically depends on what city or club you are talking about. since you have no reviews or other discussion posts we have no idea where you are from
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jackslash
14 years ago
You have to ask? Most dancers get down on their knees as soon as we enter the VIP booths and I have to fight them off with a stick.
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vincemichaels
14 years ago
And which stick might that be, jackslash :)
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gsv
14 years ago
@vincemichaels: LOL. Nice!

As many said above, it's all about the combination of right club/right girl. With that, you probably won't even have to ask.
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solidsnake89x
14 years ago
I am referring mostly to the Detroit Penthouse club
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joesparty
14 years ago
You are asking about Detroit Penthouse??!!? You have both the right city and one of the right clubs, and you still have to ask?

Dude, you are way out of your league here.
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vincemichaels
14 years ago
Shit !!! In the Penthouse Club, just ask. If you don't get a price quoted by the one you are with, ask someone else.
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Cheo_D
14 years ago
As the old punchline goes, "If you have to ask..."

As others here have mentioned, in most instances if on the menu, it will be offered at some point (provided you're not suspected of being heat).


(How did I end up posting a blank up above?)
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jackslash
14 years ago
Solidsnake89x: "I am referring mostly to the Detroit Penthouse club"

Solid, take any Penthouse dancer up to a VIP booth. Pull out a hundred dollar bill and hold it near your crotch. Pray that she doesn't rip your pants in her haste to get your fly open.
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rickdugan
14 years ago
gmd - pussy??? Shit, with all this talk of BJs and pussy I obviously can't hold a candle to the playas around here. :)

solid, as far as I know there is no sex in a strip club.
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georgmicrodong
14 years ago
rick: Problem is, all these fucking cats are eating me out of house and home! Wish I wasn't such a nice guy.
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rickdugan
14 years ago
lol gmd - I suppose that's one of the downsides when playing with stray pussies. ;)
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farmerart
14 years ago
Me too, george. Some months my bill for pussy food can be astronomical!

rick, all I ever seem to find are the strays and it can be very time-consuming trying to domesticate them.
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harrydave
14 years ago
All this defeatist talk about pussies. Why, that's like snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

BTW, I took in a stray "cat" 6 years ago, and I hope she is never completely domesticated.
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