Strip Club "Injuriesâ€
My sweetie and I got a little too rambunctious in the VIP, and ended up accidently head-butting each other.
So, have you ever had any strip club injuries?
So, have you ever had any strip club injuries?
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My wife got an earring ripped out by a dancer's heel when she did a "crotch stand". Thankfully it was a hoop with a hook, instead of a post.
I have dreadlocks and a dancer's navel ring got stuck in one. Almost ripped the lock out before we noticed she was hooked. That hurt like crazy, and ended the night.
heel that is!
An irate dancer hit me with her shoe once. That hurt like a muthafucka.
I've had parts of my person bitten to where it bruised or drew blood.
Had my coochie bruised by an over-zealous grinder.
I've had more wardrobe damage than I can count.
Damn - a SC is a dangerous place!
Just curious. How do you cover "wardrobe damage" when you arrive home? And is damage anywhere close to a "malfunction"?
Most of my wardrobe damage usually results in me hiding the damaged articles under the car seat, and hoping & praying that the "wife" isn't home when I run into the house half naked.
Most of that damage has been stripper stains left behind on my pants, or buttons popped on blouses when a stripper gets too frisky.
Also, more than once I've been hit or stabbed in the shoulder by a stilleto heel from a swinging pole dancer.
I wish I didn't have to be in "ninja mode" about my clubbing, but it is the only way for me.