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Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

Nice but can get your moneys worth somewhere else

Went to this stripclub to introduce my friend into tis world. It was his 1st time and lemme tell ya, it was worth it for him. First of all, the club is huuuge. Way bigger…

Cajun Club

Houlton, Wisconsin

Cajun does the job; it's an enjoyable time!

My visit was on a Sunday night after 9:30PM. You open the main door to the club and take a right and a bouncer was right there to collect $20 cover. I walked ahead…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

I'd rather have the old private eyes

I can't tell if the price is $20 or $30 for late evening. I was a regular before covid, so I just pop in once in a while I don't think anyone really likes this new…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Strange set up and a lukewarm experience

I was bored and in the area, so I decided to stop by this little hole in the wall spot on a Sunday afternoon. Parking is right in front of the building and I felt…

Ace's Place Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Missouri

An okay place, but not a lot of action

Was visiting MO to see family and made a stop here for a bit of a break. I stopped by when they first opened to find only one person in the place a male…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

UFC Fight Night visit ends with back take on stripper

I actually came here by accident - was looking to see ufc ppv fight and all the bars recommended I go to a strip club. it is in the city and parking wasn’t bad…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

A little taste of Philly

The BF is located on Route 19 about 5 miles north of Red Room and Allure. Bar is small, but has 2 bars, and a small square stage with a few poles. Bathrooms are…

Scores Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Made up for last time.

After a disappointing visit a couple weeks back, I decided to give my home club scores a second chance. As luck would have it, I had a nice albeit short visit. I was in and…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Thursday Afternoon Visit

This is my first review but I will try to provide as much information as I can and follow the desired format. I am a regular strip club patron and like to try different…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

Sunday at the Venue

Had some free time Sunday afternoon. It had been awhile since I stopped by the Venue (I usually stop across the street at 205) so I figured I'd check in as I've heard great…

Déjà Vu Stockton

Stockton, California

Huh, pleasant surprise on a Wednesday night

Got a free night so thought I'd go for a little drive to check out a place I'd never been before. Arrived Wednesday night around 11:15 to a surprising number of cars in the large lot.…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

Fat Tuesday Celebration - maybe they took that a little too literally

Changed up my plans of making a return trip to Perfect Ten and instead decided to check out Tiffany's Cabaret for their Tuesday night $5 dance special. Maybe one of my most disappointing club…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Good for what it is

I had some free time so I stopped by on a Friday afternoon. As others have said, it’s located on a somewhat residential street and only street parking is available. I had…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

More like Imperfect Sixes

My plane arrived at San Antonio airport, I picked up a car, and I decided no better time to start checking out the cultural attractions of the area. P10 was very convenient to the airport…

Club GQ

Lake Ozark, Missouri

Off-Season Visit. Be prepared to shell out some dough.

I had been here previously, approximately a year ago. Had actually driven by on Tuesday night, but there were only 6 cars in the parking lot. Wednesday had a better turnout. Granted,…

Seattle clubs

If you are visiting clubs in Seattle, I thought I might run down my favorites, from least favorite to most favorite. Please note I have note been to the new Sugars on Aurora, so I have left it out. The Playground in Ballard: Totally dead the last time I went in. The girls were okay, but the LDA has no privacy whatsoever. At least there's parking. Dream Girls in SoDo: A great place to go sober up if you have had one too many beers after a Mariners game. But it's mostly for tourists. Deja Vu downtown: Right across from the Market, I don't much care for going there at night, even though there is paid parking to the north…

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VIP Access

Left a couple reviews yesterday, still no access or any word of rejection. How long does it usually take nowadays. Haven’t used this site in years. Big changes.

Silvers Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

Any recent visits to this location?

looks like no one has had any reviews for the windsor ontario area in many years. Did the clubs even re-open after covid?

Main Event

Mays Landing, New Jersey

Not Bad but Not Good Either

This place was closed for three months starting around the middle of December. They reopened on Valentine’s Day and I stopped by a few days later on Friday night around 8pm. As been said before…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Transported through space VIA TESSAract

Pans is the go to location in seattle bar none. Most variety, negotiable pricing, overall atmosphere. Came in Tuesday late morning early afternoon ish. Cover around that time is only $10 if you’re the first few…

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New format sucks

Much harder to locate clubs in the strip club list, I often don't know what town the club is in. I'd gotten use to counties, but the best was the map.That function no longer works, at least for me. The…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

A nice low-key hang with some potential

I have been going to Atlanta for business a couple times a year for decades and when there I always checked ATL clubs in the so-called "strip club capital of the USA"...so I…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

Just a little fun.

Same old Lookers that is more like Hookers. Arrived and chatted to the hottest door girl around. Been a few weeks since in. She owes me a date, she hadn't forgotten. Like her honesty. Waiting…

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Looking up escorts worth it?

I’ve been debating on getting an escort via a web search, is this safe or worth it? Are their confirmed secure websites people can recommend? Can you share experiences?

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What are the best kind of pants for lap dance pleasure?

As a rick I alway show up at the club in a stylin’ suit. The lap dance issue really doesn’t matter to this rick because I take that suit off when the time is right. However, the “I like to ejaculate…

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Will AI end onlyfans and push girls back to strip clubs?

https://twitter.com/Welthvorg The AI-generated pron is amazing. Just give it one year, the AI generated porn will flood the market. AI can even interact with you virtually at nearly zero cost. Most onlyfans girls, who don't have a large fan base already, won't…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Afternoon/Late morning.

Back to my favorite dive. I visited on a bright and sunny Tuesday, I mention bright because walking in your life (or at least your shins) are in grave peril as it is so…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

A Great Time at DD In Pompano

I’ll try to be concise and straight to the point when discussing each point. When you first enter, you have to pay a $15 entrance fee. You may have to pay a small fee of about…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Vics afternoon

I went on a Friday afternoon around 3 pm. Street parking was easy to get. There were a few people standing outside the door who took $10 from me as cover. The whole place is small…

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, Florida

Bartender hotter than dancers and no Mileage

Had a flight to catch late in the evening so I stopped by this MCO adjacent club on the way to the airport. Walked in and there was no one at the door.. odd. Once inside…

Tijuana

Hong Kong room rates

HK just raised the prices of their rooms AGAIN. They did the same thing at Rizzo.

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Super Sunday

Stopped in there on late Super Bowl Sunday, it must have been around midnight to see what was going on. Same smokey, not all nice inside place.I was pretty surprised the place was quite empty…

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Bookmark Application Error- WTF?

Has anyone tried to click "Bookmarks" link, and get "Application Error' Client Side Exception" message ? Wtf gives, I consider accessing my bookmarked threads, etc. to be a good feature.

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The saga of icey

Help me understand what happened here... He was icey for a long time, did his usual routine etc. Then a few days ago, he changed his name to tvventyfive and posted a bunch of low traction posts mocking the real…

Sunrise Sports Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Quick fun trip

The club is located in a somewhat desolate part of Paterson. The parking lot is huge and there was plenty of parking when I entered at midnight. No entrance fee and I got…

Tijuana

Video shot in Hong Kong

Snowed in today and surfing around Porn Hub and came across this video where the host was allowed one hour of videoing inside Hong Kong. Nothing too explicit is shown, but it does give a pretty good feel of how…

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Are 4 Reviews No Longer Free Per Day?

Before the update, it was possible to view about 4 reviews per day for free and anything after that required a VIP membership. Now it seems like they are only vip only. Is the new website moving towards a more…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Hustler Club renamed Foreplay

Here’s a link. https://www.instagram.com/foreplaybaltimore/

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Afternoon in Vics

I went on a Friday afternoon around 3 pm. Street parking was easy to get. There were a few people standing outside the door who took $10 from me as cover. The whole place is small…

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Billie Does Kansas

Yep you heard me right 🤦🏾‍♀️ ANY Kansas clubbers/hobbyists that could spare a lil intel Might as well dance while I’m down there

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Tattletales, overall good but VIP bait and switch

Stopped at Tattletales a few weeks back on a Thursday evening. Arrived at around 8pm. Valet was mandatory and $10 on the way out. Cover charge was also $10. Sat down…

FKK Mainhattan

Frankfurt, Germany

FKK Mainhattan during the weekday....

FKK Mainhattan is one of the few FKKS that is in the city of Frankfurt, Germany. It is east part of the city but very accessible by train. However, since I had just…

FKK Sharks

Darmstadt, Germany

The Main Event in Frankfurt: FKK Sharks

FKK sharks was the main event of my trip to Germany. I had heard so many stories of this fuck Oasis south of Frankfurt. I even thought about staying in Damstadt (the city…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Different energy, Different vibe

Definitely agree with recent reviews of this club that it certainly isn't what it used to be. Energy is low and vibe isn't what it used to be. Valet still charging $5 although I read…

Main Event

Mays Landing, New Jersey

One of the saddest clubs I’ve ever been to

This place is literally located in the middle of nowhere. Despite being located in a place that kind of resembles the beginning of Deliverance, the exterior of the club seems quite safe. This is primarily…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

LA crew finds out what PDX is all about

I went to Club Rouge late on a Friday night for a Bachelor party. Most of the crew had already went home or were too drunk to get in, and so only about 3 of…

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Where to go? Near Indy/Bloomington

I'm from the Northside of Chicago. I'm going on a business trip (just south of indy) in May and was wondering where I should go. Extras, no extras. Safe, not safe. Good LD or get vip? I know NOTHING of this…

FKK Sharks

Darmstadt, Germany

Best in Frankfurt

This was one of my visits after pandemy. I got off at the Darmstadt train station and walk there. One can take a bus or taxi as well. It is a clean place. Normal music…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Bogart Thursday afternoon

i decided to recently stop at Bogarts around 5:00 after a spending a couple hours of the Flight Club day shift, Bogarts is very cheap compared to FC , free parking, only $5 cover ,…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Capping off the night

After going to regular bar me and three of my friends decided to go to the Playhouse. We got there The bouncer charged us $10 to get in the door. We brought our own…

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

i'll probably try again

so... briefly... i stopped in there like a month ago at like 11 at night...hadnt been there in a while wanted to see how it was... it seemed much better than it used to be...…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Boobies at Booby

Came back here after too long of an absence. I love the space here, wide open. There's a table right at the entrance, and one on the other end, and one upstairs (upstairs not always open).…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Smokeshow in Pompano

Came back after about a month absence. Nice parking, even though not a fan of the speed bump and purposely made to make it hard to avoid, based on cars/trucks that park on the edge.…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Disappointing But Typical Of Hit And Miss Here

We decided to make this our first stop in town. When work takes us to Seattle it is pretty much here or Pandora’s. It is hit and miss at both places. So we keep trying.…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Closed

Currently closed due to a fire and may never reopen.

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Go to SF instead

CLUB Located in an office/warehouse kind of area. Open parking lot that seemed safe. There is a 7/11 nearby. Large oval stage in the center. Tables and cushion chairs all around for patrons. Bar right when…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stick a fork in it

D's is probably the biggest place in Philly, big stage, lots of seats and tables and the upstairs Ruby Lounge. I was in the area around 1:00PM and decided to stop after a long absence.…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Middle of pack

Haven’t been here since pre-COVID, and experience was down a little but still can be enjoyable. Went two weekdays afternoon, in both cases , facility was ok (lots of typical Deja Vu chrome, mirrors, etc.), with…

Strip Clubs After Covid

While masks are still required in some areas such as medical facilities and some emergency laws/regulations are just waiting to lapse for all intents and purposes we are out of Covid. Unfortunately I don’t think there will ever be a return to how things were before the pandemic. Strip clubs are no exception. A lot of the dancers I really loved seeing in the clubs are no longer dancing, some got other jobs, some with health concerns and some for other reasons. While the business would be expected to have steady turnover Covid caused more than normal. I enjoy seeing and meeting new dancers and dancers I have spoken to have talked about making that “new girl money” when first…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Continue to love BDD

This is another review of BDD, which I continue to like very much. The layout of the club is as described in other reviews, including mine. The only change was more traffic on the upper…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A Decent Thursday Evening

I travel to Philadelphia for work a few times a year, the last time I stopped by Club Risqué at the recommendation of the co-worker. Took an Uber, easy walk in at the front…

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Better Options Around

Club is located on busy State Road with a small parking lot in front. Can be deceptive and make the club appear to be crowed. There is an adjacent hookah lounge. It is very dark upon…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Bruising visit on a random January Wednesday

I visited 830pm on a Wednesday night in late January. This was my first visit back here in many years, but I’ve been going to this location for 30 years. The club layout and description…

Navigating Strip Clubs ... Things that Work for Me

The following is targeted neither at beginners nor at experienced strip club customers. It's just a list of things that have worked for me over the decades (shit, I'm old). Some of these things might work for you; some might not. Also, some of these recommendations may not work at some clubs or in some regions. Honestly, for a lot of experienced strip club guys, this stuff might be pretty basic. But knowing the basics isn't a bad thing wherever your are in your titty bar journey. For context, I'm clubbing in Rhode Island mostly. I'm a factory-standard middle-aged white guy with a decent build (but no one would mistake me for a fitness model). Honestly, you've walked past hundreds of…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Never give up

If you continue to see my name on multiple club reviews don’t judge me. I had time on my side and took advantage. Out of my 4 local clubs (Risque, Tattletales, Raven, and honorable mention…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Not What It Used To Be

I keep going back to this place hoping it will somehow wander back to the way it was before the pandemic and I need to stop thinking that's possible. I know a lot of…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Left With a Smile

Club Fantasies is a two story brightly painted block building in a somewhat rundown area of Providence There is ample parking adjacent to the building and when you go inside, you see that it is…

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It’s Ash Wednesday

For any Catholics (and whichever other denominations) out there, who is going to roll up to the club with ashes all over your forehead? 😁

Playground Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Mild times at the Playground

I'll be honest, I've read the reviews of this place and they're all pretty lackluster. It's definitely not what it used to be (formerly Sands for those who don't know) but it's not completely terrible…

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Tennessee Spots that are NOT Nashville?

Currently stationed just outside of Nashville for a new job. From the reviews I've read Nashville SC scene is dieing as Deja and Hustlers are over regulated. What counties / clubs within driving distance are worth the journey? Thanks Buddha

Just Bliss

Portland, Oregon

First Visit

I paid Just Bliss a visit one Friday morning. Parking is great, you need to find a side street and walk. From the outside, the place doesn't look like much, dark and almost…

Club 516

Old Bridge Township, New Jersey

Neighborhood dive with dancers

The bar is located on 516, a not so busy highway. Parking is ample but disorganized. Walk in to the spot around 11pm on a Friday night. Large rectangular bar with high stools all around,…

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We have in fact only two certainties in this world - that we are not everythin

Title couldn’t say it all. “We have in fact only two certainties in this world - that we are not everything and that we will die." ~ Georges Bataille aka Georges Albert Maurice Victor Bataille ~ Born 10 September 1897 Billom, France ~ Died…

Fancy's

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Wow - best value in America!

Wow we’re the previous reviews right. This may be the best value and most fun I have had in a US strip club in years. My visit was on a Monday night, so…

Expose

San Diego, California

Not bad, comfortable seats

I normally go to Cheetahs and I was at Cheetahs earlier that evening, but wanted to see some new faces. I decided to go to Expose, because it was nearby Cheetahs. When I first…

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Game of Thrones

Where do I find the kind of brothels they have in Game of Thrones? That looks like fun.

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Thursday visit at end of Day shift

Went here recently on a Thursday. Was debating in the parking lot if I should go to Paradise because I couldn't use a coupon or pass on that day because of their VIP special but…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Latest PH Visit

Been a little while between visits to the PH. First, to appease the review gods, the building is pink, on a busy road, and has ample parking. The inside is dark and wasn’t…

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Slow Tuesday night means lots of choices!

Went on a Tuesday night - great bargain. No cover, drink specials, and 3 lap dances for $75. It was a quiet night, the dancers outnumbered the customers easily 2-1. Lots of choices.…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

Presidents’ Day visit

It’s been a while since my last visit so I decided to stop in. It’s located off a busy road. Small parking lot but you can park next door at the acme if needed. The…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Like it or you don’t!

Bandaids is a place you will either like it or you will hate it. I do not live in Arizona however, every time I do visit I make sure to stop by here. This particular…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Titty Tuesday

You walk in and are greeted by the door man. You pay a cover charge and go through a metal detector to get in. It doesn't make much sense as the town is pretty rural.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Cayenne Old Reliable

Basics 10 fee paid to the Bartender fir 2 free non alcoholic drinks 30 for 4 minute dance Pink Building With not seeing Angel on the lineup my motivation to drive down to Burlington had…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Sunday afternoon post football

Stopped in this past Sunday afternoon around 3pm and was surprised to see how full it was not only with patrons but with the number of girls working. The random past Sundays I have…

FAT Cat in FKK-land

DISCLOSURE Hello my fellow TUSCL members. It has been a while since I have written an article or review. There was a good reason for that. Garfield has finally made the trek over to Frankfurt, Germany and Zurich, Switzerland and experienced the FKK world firsthand. Over the last two months, I have been writing my perspective (late 30s, black male from Atlanta) and reviews of the FKKs I visited in Frankfurt. and Zurich. Now I was bombarded with work once I returned from Europe, so I wasn’t writing every day. That’s why it took so long. But it’s ready now. Now I won’t release all the reviews at once, but over a…

My first experience, be kind!

As the outdoor lights faded, I stepped into a dark corridor, feeling the enveloping darkness surround me. My heart raced and my palms grew sweaty as I nervously handed my ID to the bouncer. At that time, I had only seen real breasts once, had only had sex with one person, and was exposed solely to pornography. I was a novice in the realm of sex and eager to experience something new. The bouncer's scrutinizing gaze made me feel like a desperate addict, yearning for a fix after too long. As I entered the main floor, every desire I had was fulfilled. Perfection took many forms, each one tantalizing my eyes and igniting my imagination, fueled by my fascination with…

Paradizio

Irvington, New Jersey

Miles above many others

I've visited Paradizio three times in three weeks and there is a reason I've been coming back. It's a hood club and pretty wild. They've got mileage on tap. The neighborhood is sketchy, there…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

Few changes. Bar open. Price increased.

I haven't reviewed this place in a long time. Just browsed recent reviews, and noted a few changes. Seemed a fresh review was in order. 1st of all, the bar AKA celebrity515 is now…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

High expectations for North Seattle based on reviews, but I guess not this time

I was looking forward to a Seattle trip after reading reviews of some of the clubs in town. It seemed like Seattle was on the same spectrum as Detroit, but at least on this night…

Club Rouge Beaverton

Portland, Oregon

Too much high class

I stopped by on Tuesday right after work just to check out the new location, everything looks new and expensive, bought my self a modelo 9 bucks plus tip, I sat down…

Pure Gold

Oakville, Ontario

Nice club on the border of Oakville and Mississagua

In GTA, there are lots of very high mileage clubs, but sometimes you need just 'classic striptease', which this club offers. This place is very clean and nice, not very loud music. I came two times recently,…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Exploratory visit, basic time

I first visited 205 late in the afternoon, looking for a little fun, but never been. The Venue across the street is a bit more fun, but i must say, a lot of the girls…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

A Weekday Trip to Wax

I decided to give Wax a shot on a Tuesday afternoon shortly before 5PM. Upon arriving there are parking spots that are designated as $10 which are closer to the door and $5 near the…

Rosewood Theatre

New York, New York

La Vie en Rose

If you’re looking for high mileage lap dances in Manhattan Rosewood is a great option. Prices $20 cover with invite, $40 without $100 vip pass (for access to semi-private lounge) Drinks are pricier (I think I spent $25…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

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So it was a late Sat. Afternoon, 4ish, i entered a sparse parking lot at the purple blding. Sometimes it means a lot of girls, lil patrons. Opened the door, maybe 8 patrons around a…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Mixed results hit or miss

First time back to PTs post covid. Had read some reviews and hoped things were the same Walked into the place whether good or bad nothing had changed. Same setup with couple guys at…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Tri Valentine's Day!

My wife and I were in town for valentine's day and after dinner we decided to visit, since it wasn't too far from our hotel. Now my wife and her friends came here before during…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Mechanical black girl

This is from about three weeks ago. Forgetting that Tuesdays have half-cost dances I drove into a somewhat packed parking lot. Though they advertise cheap dances and more people come in, I have never encountered…

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Experience Party NYC

Anyone been to the Experience Party in NYC? https://experienceparty.com It looks like another lap dance party (similar to Lido/SVT, etc) but the cover is steep at 100 so not sure if it's worth it

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Weekday Excellence

Been a while, but I finally made it back to Vivide a few weeks ago and am catching up on posting a review. The obligatory entry and layout. I didn’t drive so no…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Always a fun time!

Chica’s Bonitas has always been my favorite club in Vegas. This was my first visit since covid and while I was disappointed it appeared that they didn’t spend any time or money to clean…

Body Shots Gentlemen's Club

Ocala, Florida

Same Old Club

I visited this club for the first time in over a year. As before, there was a $5 cover and a beer was around $6. You get read the riot act upon entry as to…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Pretty fun place if u like private dances

Typical strip club. Long stage in the middle of the room with 2 dancers dancing on each stage. VIP area is $20 per song and is pretty private. Decent contact back there and depending on…

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Can’t submit my review

Sorry my fellow Floridians Dolfan, Rowdy, Papa , 25 etc. I’ve been unable to submit a review on the new site. I’m hoping it will be resolved soon. Went to scores about ten days ago. SOS. Not much going on…

King Street Cabaret

Charleston, South Carolina

Just ok at king street

I was in town for business so I decided to come in on a weeknight. There it was a long hall when you walk in. Bathrooms on the left, LDA on the right, then it opens…

Penthouse

Vancouver, British Columbia

Nice club, great girls, good dances

Went for the first time in 20 years and it has changed a lot. I think they did a major renovation recently. ATM fee was high, but low enough that it was better than leaving…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Looking for new options

Here I am putting in a review because I have to in order to read everyone else's review. The club is easy to get to being located just north of Seattle in the rainiest…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Risque fun

Risque is my favorite club in Philly. Hot girls, extras, what more could you want. You gotta pay for the champagne room ($$.5) then, depending on the girl, $$-$$$$ for the service. Sometimes, I'll drop…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Very busy near closing in on a Saturday

Got there very late, just before closing, so it was very busy. Didn't have time to watch any dances, or anywhere to sit. Very much a bar-like feel to the place. I didn't even…

Sylvia's Playhouse

Portland, Oregon

Exciting mornings

I've stopped in a few times. Keeping an eye on their models schedules on the website, I look for models that I am interested in. My most recent visit was with a blonde hottie…

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I'm leaving tuscl if the trolls don't get banned

I really am

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Politics

BIDEN IS IN TOP MENTAL CONDITION

I think he's fine. He's just as coherent as I am.And I'll vote for him again .

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EFFERDENT OR POLYDENT?

I'm an efferdent man

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ARE YOU A MONGER OR A POONER?

And why

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LINDSAY KAY HAYWARD

ST 6FT 9 SHES THE PERFECT WOMAN FOR A 5FT 8 GENTLEMAN LIKE ME What a ravishing creature. Only the best for moi https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsuJDc1CMAAihUL.jpg

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What is your ATF's biggest flaw?

Mine is that she charges too much.

Hi Beams Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

Double visit that doesn't break the bank

Went for a celebratory visit to hi beams after getting a raise. I went in around 230 and stayed for an hour then came back at 730 and caught the end of day shift into…

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Pant recommendations

Looking for a good pair of strip club pants, ones that are smooth and thin but can pass for slacks. Looking for either cargo or zipper pockets for securing stuff if possible. Thanks in advance!

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Not bad at all

Let me get to the point! Pros: 1. $10 cover charge is very reasonable. 2. $5 placed on the stage is all that is needed to get the girls to get completely naked. 3. There are some of the…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

More mild then wild but ok

Had sometime in the middle of the day and wanted to relax by heading to one the clubs. Wanting to take a break from the grittier( arguably funner) low end clubs, I thought I’d try…

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Emergency desploogination services

I always understood what RHB meant when he referenced "emergency desploogination services", but I had never really found myself in NEED of EMERGENCY services until today. A regular day. I had a list of referring offices and potential referring providers…

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OPEN TOPIC...PROBLEM TUSCLERS

If founder doesn't start Banning the trolls I'm leaving tuscl.

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Sunday night flight delay

Walked in pat down by troll 20 cover get wrist band. Main area bar to the right stage to the left. Standard seating stage side and floor seats. Couple booth for VIP. Ordered Amber…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Latina heaven

This review is from Friday February 3rd. After stopping by Vivide and seeing the same girls I usually see, I decided to try Diamond day shift for a change of scenery. Plenty of parking when…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

NOLA MG 23-3

One more club visit while in NOLA for Mardi Gras... Good God what a bunch of depraved drunken debauchery going on out on Bourbon. Must have seen about 200 boob flashes with a dozen or…

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Leslie Neilson is a righteous dude!

He has da spirit of da lawerd and he flaunts the foghornz like a true mane of da lawerd! https://youtube.com/shorts/wmwphYG4xdU?feature=share Cum ti church this sunday and hear the foghornz ring of truth! Frrrrrrttt

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Open Discussion - Problem TUSCLers

There really are only a few true problem users at this point unless a certain self-thread bumping user we're not going to name finds their way back here. But I think you all know who I'm talking about because their…

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A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best re

Title couldn’t say it all. “A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation." ~ Molière aka Jean-Baptiste Poquelin ~ Born 15 January 1622 Paris, Kingdom of…

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IM AT BTS GENTLEMANS CLUB IN MIAMI

Enjoying dayshift with the hotties in slutbuniforms. Laughing qtbthe Dodos and douggies on tuscl. Come buy me a drink. Or show up so I can practice my cage fighting moves if you're not a coward.

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Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest. ~ Mark Twain

Title says it all.

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

Tres Boring

Cost $5 CAD to get in at around 11pm on a Sunday, no additional tips etc. although the doorman took me over to where to sit for the stage so maybe he was expecting a medal for…

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Wife left me. Kids don't talk to me 😔

All I have in life is swinging jack Daniel's. Trilling tuscl. And senior cage fighting. I may be a 5ft 7 250lb cross between Spiderman and hulk hogan with Bill gates money. But it just doesn't fill the void…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Quick stop between errands

Another afternoon trip to hitching post. Was in the area and had some time to kill. I like that parking is never really that big of an issue regardless of how packed it is inside.…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

Evening visit

Visited around 8pm. The parking lot was well lit and free. No fence but lots of video monitoring. A dude would security check for I guess weapon at the door and then lets you in. Bar…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

OK for an Afternoon in Columbus

Stopped by Columbus Gold on Wednesday at about 3:30 PM. There was nobody at the door and consequently no cover charge, I walked right in. There are 4 guys at the bar spread out. At the…

Bottoms Up Tavern

Portland, Oregon

Not Much Happening on a Saturday Afternoon

I arrived mid-afternoon on a Saturday. The building is perched on a steep embankment just a few feet from the highway. Parking is on the shoulder of the highway right in front of the building.…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Fun but expensive

I went over to Vanity after an hour at Columbus Gold. It was Wednesday 4:30 pm. One guy inside the front door who said go on in. The bar is to your right.…

Scarlett’s Rose

Round Rock, Texas

Went twice but nothing special

Went after midnight on Saturday after I visited briefly on Friday as well.I think it was as $20 cover charge on friday and the same on Saturday and then i want to say $8 for…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Wax on a Wednesday night!

Pulled up to Wax around 11pm. Paid $20 to park and another $20 for entry. Upon entering the club I noticed it was pretty much a huge rectangular sized place. A few pool tables, 2…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Sioux City, Iowa

Loosing ground

Was back in town for work and had an hour to kill before a late dinner. Came in around 9. It was a cold snowy night and the place was almost empty. 4 PLs,…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Decent girls but some with GPS

I was in town the other day so I decided to stop by even though it's pretty late. I just had a feeling that I wanted to see what they had to offer since I'm…

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Moonlight bunny ranch shots fired

What kind of a world do we live in where you can't even feel safe in a world known brothel? Female employee arrested after shooting at Moonlite Bunny Ranch Brothel in Nevada: report https://www.foxnews.com/us/female-employee-arrested-after-shooting-moonlite-bunny-ranch-brothel-nevada

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Who else misses rotary dial phones?

I know I sure do

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Your weapon of choice?

In descending order my hands My sawed off shotgun My nunchucs My military trained pitbull attack dog My battle staff My rose gold plated pussy scented glock 9

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Jerking off in the 1950s

I started out when I could see some ankles and elbows. Those were the days.

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I miss the Ed Silomon Show

That was some good tv

Politics

WW3 Coming Soon!

US Is Worried China May Make Big Move for Russia http://newser.com/s331789 It "would transform the nature of the conflict, turning it into an epochal struggle involving all three of the world's largest superpowers and their partners on opposing sides: Russia, China,…

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Who are these 1,2 no review nobodies complaining about not getting free reviews?

And acting like them walking away is a big deal. Dude NOBODY KNOW YOU PEOPLE. WHO ARE YOU? Get fucked. This shit ain’t free. Many ways to contribute, the hurdles are not that high. -If your a regular contributor to the DB,…

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SENIOR CAGE FIGHTING

I've been practicing. I'll fuck anyone on here up if they try me. Anyone else into senior cage fighting?

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Think imma come out as....

Lulz

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Crinkle fries are gross

Crinkle fries to me is what strippers twerking in the club is for some of you guys 🤮 The format makes it soggier, under seasoned, and overgreased type of French fry than it otherwise could be. I’ve never liked…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Blowjobs on Christmas part two

Should you care to reminisce, I added another article of BP memories.

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No double dipping on the tip parade

Some of these girls have to cajones to come around again. Girl, no. First time I’m friendly, I’m happy to give you that dollar, im smiling, I’m joking, laughing, having a good old time. Everybody is loving everybody. But then…

Blowjobs on Christmas Part Two: The Pig all the other days

I described the glories of the once-great BallPark Tavern in a previous article (see Blowjobs on Christmas (https://app.tuscl.net/article/57816 )). Here I'm going to continue the chronicle of debauchery in response to a recent conversation about Playhouse Lounge, which is nearby and nothing like the Ballpig, may it rest in peace. I actually feel sorry for those who never experienced BP before it succumbed to the prudes. Many surely weren't intrepid enough for its extras excesses. For those who were, the excesses were the attraction. They had to be because the atmosphere wreaked of desperation. The air itself was filtered through burning tobacco and blackened lungs. Everything about BP was downscale. Even the girls, who seemed to have arrived from hell. Bad…

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High Speed Chinese train station from above

all i can think while watching this "im watching Spice Tv without paying for it" if i made 3 of you chucked well worth it. https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1627241176305745921

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Is an expensive college worth it?

There are lots of studies out there that say the college you attend doesn’t matter in getting a job or long term earnings. As a product of a Big Ten state school, I always made myself believe that was…

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Comedian / Actor Richard Belzer has died.

His last words: "Fuck you, motherfucker!" https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/richard-belzer-dead-183347502.html Oh man, that is a classic way to go. Belzer was a great comedian and was fantastic as John Munch during his 20-year run on Law & Order and then Law & Order SVU.…

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Twerking. Sexy or stupid?

Dancers didn't always do this, I don't remember twerking from the 90's or the 00's. Whenever it started, I don't get it. They take a beautiful curvy ass, and instead of arching it or bending it for max…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Security change?

There was a younger bouncer on Friday evening compared to the taller guy that’s normally there. Not only did he scan my ID but asked me to remove the contents out of my pockets. Anyone experience this? Also had to…

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Can't read full review but to verified email reply

I though verifying the account would allow access to reviews Greetings Meshuggah Your account at https://tuscl.net has been verified. Thanks for being part of the community, founder The Ultimate Strip Club List https://tuscl.net

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Spring Break Meet up in Broward Co. Florida?

Hi everyone, Newer member here, not sure when I signed up but newly active. We(a couple friends) are traveling to Ft. Lauderdale for the spring break/NCAA basketball tourney start for St Paddy's day weekend.…

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PANDORAS IN DALLAS

Anyone been or worked there?

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Racial and Sexual Inequality in Sports

These are the facts of the case and they are undisputed. Brittney Griner, a black female pleaded guilty to drug possession and served prison time. She signed a contract today with the Phoenix Mercury of WNBA. Trevor Bauer, a white…

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Feedback on new site

The new site is up and running You don't even have to change your shitty passwords. Go use it at https://app.tuscl.net Please post your thoughts and comments here in this thread.

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Interesting ad on Dolls IG.

Posted to their IG. https://www.instagram.com/p/CosuM_0NTCU/ While I prefer non-scrawney dancers, BBW isn't what I seek out. But I guess this means they're seeing a demand from customers?

8 Tips for your first time at a strip club

It is important to approach strip clubs with an open mind, respect for the performers, and consideration for the establishment's rules and policies. With that said, here is a beginner's guide to strip clubs: Choose a club: Research local strip clubs in your area and choose one that fits your preferences. Look for reviews and ratings online or ask friends for recommendations. Dress appropriately: Dress in clean and presentable clothing that adheres to the dress code of the club. Most strip clubs require a certain level of dress, such as no athletic wear or tank tops. Bring cash: Most strip clubs only accept cash, so make sure to bring enough money for…

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A Sports Gambling Disaster May Loom

A Sports Gambling Disaster May Loom http://newser.com/s331435 I figured this was going to happen. I’ve consistently placed sports bets since I was in college. I have my own personal bookie. I do bet responsibly. I have good…

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Reading Reviews

Haven't been around in awhile. Do we now have to be VIP to read any reviews at all? Also did the site get a redesign?

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The things you really need are few and easy to come by; but the things you can i

Title couldn’t say it all. “The things you really need are few and easy to come by; but the things you can imagine you need are infinite, and you will never be satisfied.” ~ Epicurus ~ Born: February 341 BC, Samos, Greece ~ Died:…

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How much cash do you carry?

I carry a lot of $1’s, $5’s, and $20’s so the Ulysses and Benjamin’s get lost in my wallet. I know some of you will justifiably make fun of me, but after a dance I frequently fumble looking for bills…

First trip to an “extras” club

A long time ago, I wrote an article about my first trip to a strip club and what a great experience it was, and how you never forget your first club experience. After my first trip to The Grandview, I wanted to go back immediately. The only problem was I was a poor 18 year old working a part time retail job that paid $6.25 an hour about to enter college. I started taking $10-20 out of every paycheck and throwing any extra singles I had into a shoebox to save up for the club and when I had enough money in there and a friend or two to go with, we would hit up the club. Sometimes I even…

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Conversations that you will only have in a strip club

A dancer stopped by my table. She was young, thin and cute, but her tits were smaller than what I like. However, I wanted to be friendly. Me: "Would you like a drink?" Dancer: "I don't drink. I give…

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Sad news regarding Bruce Willis

On top of his other health issues it was announced today that he has a rare form of dementia. It appears that he's nearing the end. https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/bruce-willis-dementia-battle-iconic-star-journey-action-hero-family-man

Toppers International Showbar

Athens, Georgia

Underage

The UGA football player that died in the wreck was only 20. Is this place getting any heat about letting him in and serving him?

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ATL, South Carolina or Florida?

First of all thank you all for your contributions to this site. Been reading a ton of reviews and discussions which is a huge help. With that said I am going to be traveling and wondering which areas are the…

Blue Flame Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Atlanta 2AMer

ATLANTA - An overnight shooting outside a northwest Atlanta strip club has left one man fighting for his life in the hospital Friday morning, police say. Atlanta police were flagged down by security personnel shortly before midnight at the Blue Flame…