nothingburger at 10pm on a Wednesday

The mehest of mehs.

Entrance was $9. Beer on tap was 4 choices of tasteless crap, so bought an imported bottl3 for $10. Place was quite empty, mainly with a few 50-60 year old men. About 20 girls working mostly bored and on their phones except a handful trying to earn the companionship of those few patrons.

As I take a seat a 25-ish year old blonde takes the stage. Two female patrons about the same age, are sitting right next to the stage with a big stack of $5 bills and are throwing them liberally. By mid song two the panties come off and the stripper works the remaining song and a half generously flashing her lady bits to the tipping girls and shows her pole skills (descending angel: bravo!) She walks off stage with a stack of bills. This will be interesting, I think. I could have not been more wrong.

The remaining 50 minutes were the most actionless time ever. Only two more strippers graced the stage in the following time. Both black girls on the thicker side, big natural racks that they showed in the face of the two heavily tipping girls. In both cases, with just their shirt down and titties out, they picked up the many bills and walked off stage without dancing or getting undressed. So for maybe 40 out of 50 min the stage was empty and nothing happened.

I found myself looking at the waitress (a petite blonde with a delicious natural rack) more than any of the 20-somrthimg girls working, and I ended up tipping more the bathroo attendant than anybody else before leaving. 100% would not repeat.