Orlando Strip Clubs

Orlando has zero extras ITC.
The most reliable AMPS all just closed.
Take your chances with an escort and find a barrage of cops waiting for you behind the door.

The mouse house is paying extra to clean up the area in their ongoing battle with the little governor.

Better to head west for extras itc, and east if you just want to find dances

I'd stay away from the amps in the area, but also head towards the Tampa Bay area if i absolutely needed it.

Not worth the risk at the moment

When I’m Orlando you have 3 options:

1. Drive to Tampa

2. Find someone on SA

3. Masturbate in your hotel room to photos of nicespice.

“Better to head west for extras itc, and east if you just want to find dances”

What‘s east of Orlando, are you talking about Daytona Beach? I’ll be in the area soon and I just want to find dances

East of Orlando, out of the county is a triangle from that point up to Daytona. Down to the cape/Melbourne, back to the eastern edge of Orlando. I know little of this area so hit the reviews for Dayton, Melbourne, maybe Titusville.

Depending on where you are in Orlando, assume the center, to the center of Tampa(non traffic) is about 75 minutes. Tampa (and Pasco) is generally considered to have abundant Strip Club options.

Full Disclaimer: I've never set foot in a strip club in Orlando. But tons of guys from Orlando who go to Cheaters in Cocoa Beach, say don't waste your time. You can't even touch the girls. They wear pasties on their tits.

From what I understand some how Disney is involved in the crazy strip club practices in Orlando. Too bad they don't move like they threatened to do, so Orlando could turn into the next Las Vegas.

I used to work for Disney. That place is a fucking cult of infantilization-fetish creeps. They literally would ask "what would walt do". Had statues and paintings of the dried up old fuck everywhere. We were encouraged to decide which character we were. Wtf. A town controlled by those stepford nicey nice motherfuckers sounds like hell. Barf. Of course, I hate that homophobic, xenophobic, covid spreading, culture war pandering piece of shit Desantis as well.

In a shit fight between the two of them? My money is on the shit.

“Depending on where you are in Orlando, assume the center, to the center of Tampa(non traffic) is about 75 minutes.”

I just might end up taking that option then

Thanks all, looks like a side trip to Tamps is in order.

I’ve been meaning to hit Orlando one of these days but there’s so much better shit surrounding it I just always pass

^ if you there try to drink a beer in every country at Epcot Center versus going to the clubs.

“If you there”

TUSCL keeps making me sound like a redneck since there is no edit button! B

Yeah I meant the clubs. I've done the whole universal thing there but haven't disney. I'm like a grown ass man it'll look weird skipping down the yellow brick road with minnie mouse.

There's a club in Melbourne on 192 that I reviewed about 6 months ago, forgot the name. I think that's closer than Tampa from Orlando

Thanks Guys. I'm supposed to be there on business (CLE) so not sure I I can make Epcot. I'll check out the Melbourne area though.

I take these opportunities as a chance to get out of the house LOL

I dunno, Muddy, maybe you can get Minnie in the weeds for a quick shag

Cheaters in cocoa has otc available and potential itc on the right day

Lido in cocoa has solid dances from traditionally good looking girls at $20 a pop. Otc also available but usually attached to gps

Tampa extras are easier itc, but not the sure thing that they formerly were

OK, thnx, Shanny

save you money or drive to Tampa.

Don't even bother. That place is considered for couples or families only. Your best bet is to go to Tampa or Miami. I wouldn't mess with the mouse

@Rob. Tampa is your best bet. The clubs in Cocoa Beach are hit or miss. Cheaters is the best one for action. The club in W. Melbourne Bare Assets is ass . If you have extra time to kill you can check them out but just temper your expectations.

Thanks, guys. I did Cheaters and have also posted a review of it.

I'd say go Easy to Cocoa Beach and not go to Tampa. Traffic on I-4 is always shit. Literally as bad as anything I've ever seen. You must really want a ldk for 4 hours or longer round trip.

Some of the clubs in Pasco County have pretty good reviews, not that I've ever been there, Pasco County is less than 2 hours driving time and the traffic won't be quite so bad, you could look for directions, and avoid the I-4 corridor.