I found some Cuban happiness in the afternoon.

I stopped in about 1:30. Metal detector at the entrance along with an ID check and a quick pat down. I walked in and saw the main stage in front with a dancer doing her thing (clothed) and the bar to the left. Past the bar was a lot of seating. I sat at the bar and ordered a beer for $5.50. Within two minutes a shapely Cuban came up and introduced herself as Diana. She sat down and started some getting to know you chit-chat. While doing that she rubbed on me and leaned forward to breathe in my ear. She asked me to buy her a bottle of water for $4 and she started working on me for dances. I told her I'd do a couple of lapdances which are $20 apiece but no vip. Her dances were very high mileage and by the end of 4 I was a happy camper. I gave her $100 and she went on her way. I had to be somewhere so I left after that.

Overall a great way to kill some time in the afternoon. All but one of the dancers that I saw were Hispanic, one was white. I had fun and will return.