Worst Visit Yet

As I walked in I sensed the place was dead. But didn’t think it would be this bad. Frankly the day shift has never been great here - never been at night because it looks more like a club than a strip club - but this one was particularly bad. There were two girls in the place attending two customers and they were not spreading the love. No hate. Good for them. But I’m the type that if I go to a club I go for the dances in some occasions the room. So when I walk into the place I expect there to be some variety - especially at a joint like BT River, the place is supposed to be one of the top clubs in miami.

Anyway, the club was empty at 4pm on a Wednesday. 5 dollar cover to get in. No parking fee. $13 beer. As I walked out I noticed there was one more girl but she was laying down charging her phone. Very disappointing experience.

I will say my previous visits have been better. A bit hit or miss but never this bad. I’ve gotten some high mileage dances - nothing like some other miami clubs but not bad at all. I’ve also gotten bad dances. Never been to the VIP in this club so can’t comment there. Overall you’ll spend a good amount of money here as you will in most other miami clubs but I don’t mind that. Expensive is ok if there plenty of girls to get lost in.