Sydney stabbing attacker's chilling trail of knife and sex club reviews

The thing that all of y’all should learn from this whole sordid affair is that you should never trust a horny knife-obsessed marsupial.

Wait, not just reviews but:

The Daily Mail has reported the attacker had profiles of his own on various escort websites, where he offered services for both men and women.

The dude was a sex worker himself! (If the daily mail is to be believed...)

^ My point exactly. This rick does not trust marsupials or monotremes on general principle. I mean really, I used my veto to keep a frickin’ platypus out of the council. If a frickin’ kangaroo or wallaby tried to be a rick I’d go all wildebeest on ‘em right then a there.

Anyhoo…if you have a frickin’ kangaroo that is also working as a male escort there is something rotten in the state of Denmark. Well, I guess this was actually rotten the state of New South Wales, but you get my point. And it’s a good point because it is a rick point. ROAR!!!