Might be my new fav weekend club

I was driving down Lake City Way on Friday night, trying to decide which of the three clubs on that road to visit. I crossed Rick's off my list because on weekend nights it's way more of a Corporate feel and they upcharge for everything. So it was between Deja Vu and Pandoras. I had a theory that DV has hotter girls with lower mileage. Since that's what I was in the mood for, I went to DV. I think my theory was right. I went in and paid the $27 cover, bleh. But on stage was the hottest girl that I've seen in a club in a while. Blonde, natural Cs, slim body. She was in the middle of removing her top and soon got to work on the bottoms. But I realized she was giving all her attention to the guy sitting in front of me. Which worked out for me I guess because I could see the show she was putting on for him, but I knew I wasn't going to be able to get dances with her after. Sure enough, after her set she snatched him up and they went off somewhere together.

Other girls got on stage. They were doing two songs each. Most got fully nude, especially if there were stage tippers, which was usually the case. At some point the waitress got me a drink. Girls were stopping by my chair, offering dances in the back. One girl said "$50 per dance, I touch you and you touch me." I declined. I took in several more stage dances, sharing my stack of $1 bills that I brought in with me. The famous Skye got on stage. She's certainly got it in the looks department but she knows it and she doesn't try very hard. Despite many stage tips she only peeked at what was beneath. I've gotten several lap dances from her before and she's hot but she doesn't make much of an attempt to pretend like she's having fun pleasing you.

At one point there was a less desirable girl on stage and Paris came up and offered a 3/$100 so I took her up on it. She said she visits some weekends from Spokane. She had a nice body, nice B+ cup manmades. I could touch most places. It was a decent dance. As I walked out of the lap dance area, a girl that's not my type at all sidled up to me and said "Where are you going can I come sit with you?" I didn't find the words to say "Sure but there's no chance that I'm spending any money on you" so I just made an excuse to leave the club. It was about my time anyway.