You are given $20,000 to spend in a week mongering. What do you do with it?
RonJax2
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Where would you go to spend this cash? How would you spend it?
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Where would you go to spend this cash? How would you spend it?
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So the other place I would consider is Tijuana. I'd book a double suite and have a few "normal" days there, then for the final weekend of the week, I'd rent the suites pool at Rizo de Oro ($1600/night), and I'd have a huge bacchanalian party in the suite with lots of chicas. I'd imagine you could rack up a tab of $10k a day on that suite, plus arriba fees if you wanted it packed full of chicas, so $20k would probably only be enough for one night or two of this dream.
Either way I'd get out of this puritanical hole called America to do it.
As in Salt Like City? OK, say more. I would expect the scene in this Mormon stronghold to be incredibly tame, what am I missing?
It seems most pervs gravitate toward Asian countries for these purposes but I myself am more attracted to a buxom European milk maid type 🤣
I could just say air dances at some overpriced no action Vegas club. Burn through 20k fast and not bust once.
Total spend, including Business Class airfare: $12,500.
Now what shall I do with the remaining $7,500? That's all going to be shared across my 4 current Sugar Babies, thank you.
Even locally, spending all of the money Brewster's Millions style wouldn't be an issue at all, provided there is no provision that says I can't just just tip the last chick I'm with whatever is left over at the last minute. I don't think it would come to that, but I'd keep that as an option so as to maintain budget flexibility and not blow it all up front then be cheapskating or out-of-pocket at the end.
Specifically, I'd say something like:
5000 - 7 days A decent room at a place like the Hard Rock Hollywood for the week
3500 - 2 days with some girls who've quoted prices that were higher than my usual rates, but felt like genuine offers with top talent.
3500 - 2 days with a fave, which would include a pool day or some sort of touristy shit as a break and a hefty tip over her usual rate.
3500 - 1 day in the club, which could serve as an easy way to spend extra cash, maybe on a bottle or a room at a higher end club if another planned day fell through.
3000 - 1 day with pair of 3 ways, one morning and one evening. Although this may be hard to setup, so I'd keep a plan b
1500 - 1 day with couple girls I've been meaning to see OTC but haven't had the time
They're in order of descending cost, probably not the order in which I'd do them. Things like food/drink/transpo can kinda just get rounded in to the daily expenditures. And a few hundred from any one particular activity could obviously be shifted to the next or even to a nicer room on the beach, although I'm obviously trying to focus spending on the girls in this hypothetical so that feels like cheating.
2000 plane
3000 upscale hotel or airbnb
1000 food/misc
2000 general club expenses - club setting for warm up, or scouting for in-house or take out
12000 for 6 nights over the week (3 on, 1 off, 3 on) @ 2000/night for company with 2-3 ladies ITC or OTC or outcall escorts.
Potential destinations: Sao Paulo, Madrid, Toronto, and I'd even consider blowing it all on a trip to the top Florida clubs which I've read a lot about here. The one common requisite is it would have to be all 8.5s and 9s.
If you tried to leave the US with $20K, or even traveling by plane within the US, good chance you'd loose it to civil forfeiture. Even if you didn't, seems highly risky to carry that much cash around, especially in a poorer country. Hopefully you could put it in accounts at different banks, and withdraw the daily limit on multiple ATM cards. I would guess Germany or Amsterdam are the best options.
If the FKK wouldn't work, I would go to Barcelona as the ladies there are gorgeous! All indies from my visit in 2019!
That 20k wouldn't take long to go thru, that's for sure...!
I'm surprised at how many people are picking FKKs here. I have never been to one, I guess I need to check one out sometime.
I'm also curious about mongering in Madrid and Barcelona which have both been mentioned here. Not a lot of reviews for clubs in these cities on TUSCL - for those who have been, can you elaborate on what the scene is like in Spain?
> Private chartered monger cruise in the Caribbean.
But I'm guessing that it would break your budget, unless you had a few buddies who also had $20k to blow on such an excursion.
I've been thinking about this question in the context of the Trump verdict recently. I read today that in total, Trump paid Michael Cohen a $420,000 to catch and kill the Daniels' story. $130k for Daniels in hush money, $50k to the vendor, $180k to cover Cohen's tax liability and then a $60k bonus for Cohen.
So Trump basically paid $420,000 to have sex with Stormy Daniels. Regardless of one's feelings on Trump, we should all agree here that this money was very poorly spent.
If I were Trump, I would have simply not run for president, and instead spent that $420,000 traveling to some of the world's premium sex tourism destinations and spending hours on end in the company of multiple perfect dimes. You could live like a king for weeks or months on that kind of money, and have sex with so many women hotter than Stormy that your dick would fall off.
Assuming I felt it was worth my time, I'd go to Philly, stay in a swanky hotel, eat in some of top end restaurants and offer outsized money to take a few of the hottest girls OTC from Oasis and Risqué. Bareback of course, for a premium if necessary. Heck if I operated like that for a whole week I'd probably have to kick in some of my own money. 😀
You need to come up with something more challenging, lol.
A trip to major cities in Western Europe where prostitution is legal and/or so tolerated as to be de-facto legal. Amsterdam, Frankfurt, Antwerp, Barcelona, Copenhagen, Berlin, London. Not sure the exact itinerary. Duration dependent on cost, staying in low-star but full-service hotels (not hostels).
First three days in Amsterdam. Window girls, full service, two a day, until I'm all fucked out.
All remaining days, two blowjobs a day, alternating a pair of girls daytime and night (as best I can). F.e. Monday, Anna at noon and Bella in evening; Tuesday, Bella at noon and Anna in evening; Wednesday and Thursday two new girls.
Take copious notes. Determine Book Guy's European Blowjob Queen. Post reviews here and Ignatz Micer's board.
Pics and video or it didn't happen! :)
I just did a quick search on Expedia to price out a trip to Pompano Beach FL. Flying MSY-FLL on a Thursday noon-time, returning late-ish on the following Tuesday, five nights' stay at the Residence Inn near Diamond Dolls, direct round-trip flight, room and flight just under $700. That means I could bang eight girls (over-budgeting at $250 each, probably less on some occasions) and still have my trip under $3500 even counting entry fees, drinks, out-of-club meals, and Uber. A full weekend of banging, and I probably wouldn't want to do more than for or five, in the price-range of literally one sixth what this thread inquires about. Why so pricey?