WTF is it with Thursdays

Anyone who has read my reviews of this place will know how much it hurts me to write this review. Thursdays should be the best night of the week here. It's almost the weekend, a lot of people go out on Thursdays, almost every other club in the country has their weekend level entertainers on Thursdays as well. To make the lineup it even better/worse for me I have Fridays off about 40 weeks a year so my only impediment on Thursdays is poker league. Pre-pandemic I had stopped going on Thursdays because the lineup always sucked to this spinner fan.

I arrive this Thursday with my favorite kind of money, undeclared income, stuffed in my pocket. Walk in a bit of a chat with Matt and its cover free for this regular, $10.00 for everyone else. Smaller than average crowd of customers for 8:30 on a Thursday night.

The wall in front of the door, was lined with unoccupied dancers (hint to newbies here: if they are on this wall, standing between the two bars or leaning against the wall under the DJ booth, they are available so go chat, ask, drink, whatever), there were 3 dancers between the bar and 3 leaning against the DJ wall. Customers at the bar and tables seemed oblivious to the dancers and the dancers on both stages.

Two bars here in the middle of the floor, both rectangular and if you sit at them long enough without tipping at the stage or hailing a dancer, the dancers will ignore you. Its not a "wanna dance" club anyway and it also has a large cadre of guys who just drink, so dancers learn quickly who to avoid. Be proactive.

I checked out all the dancers on the wall, the back wall, the seats and the stages. 0-14. At nine there are from my count 8-9 new dancers and now my desire for Desires companionship is at 0-22 or 0-23. I started as a customer here on their third day and this was the lineup I have liked the least...ever. Not one of the dancers with maybe the exception of Stella and I admit, she is not even remotely close to how hot she used to be, was attractive to me. Caveat: I like well-spoken dancers who can converse. I like spinners. I do not like enhanced breasts and an enhanced ass is a boner murderer in my book. If you like foreign women with gigantic, enhanced breasts, gigantic, enhanced asses, or their smaller kinfolk, but still stick, you missed the best night you were ever going to have in a strip club. If you are like me and enjoy spinners with a b-cup, a pretty face, the ability to converse in English, you will start rethinking why a 45-minute drive to Desires ever seemed worthwhile and wishing you had the 50,000 miles you put on your car driving here back.