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11 years ago
A buddy I club with occasionally makes rings out of the dollar bills. I think it is stupid but for some reason the dancers react quite positively. Too bad they don't know before they pretend to be all flattered and chat him up that $1 he folded up is pretty much his entire budget lol
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11 years ago
Many of the clubs in southern MN, Iowa, Dakotas are made up of primarily traveling strippers, all year round.
Some are ROBs, no doubt, but I've had mostly good experiences. They are usually more fun than the local strippers.
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11 years ago
I rode the light rail to downtown MPLS one afternoon and a big fat black chick waddles on, and sits in two seats. She starts loudly talking on her mobile about the healthy salad she was gonna eat later and informing the entire train car about how she is a health food nut now. She had a diet coke in one hand and bag of cheeto protruding from her purse.
Some dude yells out "bitch, popeys ain't health food" and fat chick just went off the deep end, started hollering at the top of her voice, stood up, moved toward whoever said it with arms flailing. It was a site to see. Someone musta alerted the driver cuz at the next station the transit cops were waiting and forced her off the train. I'm sure they didn't haul her to jail though, no way she woulda fit in the back of a squad car.
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11 years ago
48% herpes? Oh no! Guess I'll stay away from barebacking in Ghana, where those stats came from lol You should see the HIV percentage!!!!!!!
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11 years ago
As I remember it he once wrote about paying his camp's cook 60k a year to make green jello. Nearly inspired me to sign up at the local le cordon bleu!
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11 years ago
I lmao when I read this Juice thanx me boy that was gold
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11 years ago
I just go to places where I throw dollars on the stage and chicks take their clothes off. They have alcohol? I never noticed!
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11 years ago
Mr. Art I'm sure you've heard your rigpigs around your camp using the phrase YOLO. I've even seen some of the older gents on here use it once in awhile. If you didn't do it on your flight over there, give it a shot on the return. YOLO dude! (Unless, of course, you are Buddhist, then nevermind the YOLO but give it a shot anyway) :D
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11 years ago
I've read many of silkypants reviews and see nothing wrong with them. I don't mind his list of clubs either. I don't exactly understand the farmerart scale but...meh no biggie. Keep up the good work Silky!
I don't know how KOD is #4 either. There has to be some manipulation going on there or the scoring system is severely flawed. I wouldn't put any Twin City club in the top 100.
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11 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
i harbor no animosity toward stripperweb. I checked it one time, and deemed it a waste of time. No reviews. A whole lot of whining. Not for me.
I get enough of that on this site in between searching for real information. I see no point in going to that site and wade through 10 tons of bullshit to find one gold nugget. If there were no reviews here, this site would be the same.
But, since this site does have reviews most of which I've found to be solid, I don't mind participating on this board despite the trolls and they who think they aren't trolls but actually are.
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12 years ago
wheres that dancer been? Gangnam style is so over. Now its harlem shake but even that seems to have run its course.
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12 years ago
Once they get beyond traditional college age, it is a fact that most of these strippers no matter how hot won't have many "regular" friends. Once girls start geting married, getting real jobs, having kids a stripper is the last person they want to hang with. Chicks are far more judgemental than we are. They don't want a stripper around their hubby, kid, and they damn sure don't want to hang around someone who makes money so easy while they slave away at their 9 to 5 and lucky to make 160 a day.
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12 years ago
Its a good story but I'm kind of surprised your "driving style" hasn't gotten you into RR situations before. The fact you admit to being an oldie but keep a bat in your trunk kind of tells me you maybe left some details about the incident and your RR history out.
Like I said though, it was an entertaining story so...good job on that.
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12 years ago
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azddOn the prowl in Tucson and Phoenix
I wouldn't tip any bouncer unless he actively did something to make my clubbing experience better. So far none has.
There is a club in MN called Fat Jacks where VIP room is bed dances. But they have such strict rules there the customer is not allowed to touch the dancer at all, zero. So I went VIP with a chick, and the bouncer literally sit in a chair 3 feet from the bed and watched the entire time. If I even moved my arms a little he would make a comment about no touching. Then at the end the stripper whispers to me I should tip him something. I told her if he needs money so bad she can tip him some of the tip I gave her. I've been to that club many times and I've never gone back to VIP again there. Every time a stripper tries to get me back there I tell her it isn't worth it and I buy VIP costs worth of couch dances on the main floor instead. Still can't touch her but at least Brutus isn't 3 feet away staring at us.
I agree with what Jackslash said to a degree. I don't automatically leave tip for wiatress. However, all they have to do is be competent and pleasant and I will leave a minimum of 10%. Do a good job and the tip goes up. If they are grumpy, unfriendly, or screw things up big I'm not paying for that though. If a barber screwed up your haircut would you still tip?
And damn! I went to one of those "deluxe" chinese buffet the other day that also has a sushi counter and hibachi. There was a tip jar at the hibachi. There was a tip jar at the sushi counter. It already cost 15 bucks to get in. This is for mediocre 'chinese' food, not fine dining. And I'm supposed to leave tips at each station too, and for the girl that brings me a soda and takes away my dishes? FUCK that!
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12 years ago
Lots of good theories here. I go to mostly smaller dive type clubs. I've noticed for a few years now the number of dancers has greatly increased while the number of patrons has remained steady or perhaps declined slightly. In this situation there will obviously be winners and a lot more losers. Doing extras helps one win and even in MN if you know where to look extras are readily available.
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12 years ago
haha! Motorhead I saw your comment and my first thought was she grows weed. Crazyjoe stole my thunder though lol.
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12 years ago
10 percent to the DJ? WTF is that shit?
She isn't all that good looking so I'd imagine she sucked many a dick to earn that 3k.
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12 years ago
They always assume the prostitutes are doing it because they are being force and are victims. It couldn't possibly be because they like the easy money, or need to fund a habit. Everybody's a victim according to the government..well excluding the adult white male.
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12 years ago
She used a fake name to strip but a real name for porn shoots?
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12 years ago
200 for a bj, bb or not is way too high. Incremental value has a starting point and if the starting point is already too high nothing afterwards is going to be a good value either.
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12 years ago
During the Bush administration, shadowstats.com reported the same stuff, the same rampant inflation, blah blah blah. I'll bet you didn't care then eh Sharkhunter ;)
You see, 6 years ago Republicans decried the people behind shadowstats as filthy no good liberals and their doctored statistics. Now suddenly they are credible and valid? LMAO.
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12 years ago
There is a club in Myrtle, MN, (southern MN) population 49. There is also a club in Bock, MN population 105...it is actually the reincarnation of the club Silkypants was talking about up there after the owner got tarred, feathered and run out of Coates.
I suspect dinky little towns like these having clubs are dotted all over the midwest.
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12 years ago
I'll be in AC, they can do a private show in my hotel room.
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12 years ago
Those are readily available at Walgreens, if you can find the secret door.
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12 years ago
Taco bell beef goes straight to the cock too, reports are the filler they use when mixed with beef promotes preservation but use in humans results in hard nipples for chicks and rock hard cocks for dudes. So, before clubbing, make sure to run for the border! viagra pffft