Comments by Ermita_Nights (page 13)

Arab girls are fairly common, both in Detroit and Toledo. South Asian not so much. There was a group of them at Flight Club about two years ago.

"...bring balance between the crazy an the boring." Yes, that's exactly what we need.

The Combat Zone in Boston used to have its own subway station. Now that was convenience.

Did you have to pay for parking too?

Winnipeg... one of Farmer Art's men? Sounds like they'll be one short on the oil field.

That took forever to load on my dialup modem.

A dozen comments a day until June 22, then nothing. Hope he's ok.

They would gossip like strippers. If one of them thought you had done something wrong, they would all turn against you and you would be sleeping on the couch.

I have a fake Rolex. I have worn it to more than one strip club. I also have a real Rolex, which I wear to more formal events. I wouldn't be stupid enough to bring it to a strip club. So I guess they were looking for someone rich and stupid.

I heard the crabs on streetwalkers have AIDS, and they can crawl over and infect you. Is that true?

Jack, it's not an investment, it's a capital expense. It doesn't pay anything by itself, but it makes the work more productive. More like buying a new front-end loader than buying index funds. If a stripper was short of cash, could she just do one boob for $3K then use the earnings from that one to do the other one?

SC, I once had a Canadian tell me she wanted to take a canal boat trip across the US. Like from coast to coast. She wasn't a stripper as far as I know.

Great call letters for a TV station, WOOD.

What about the US? Can we get it cheap here too?

I wouldn't want to get a LD at the Hooters in Toledo. My lap isn't built to hold that much weight.

I had a girlfriend once who graduated from Catholic high school and was happy to put on her uniform for me. We used to go to the drive-in and she'd wear it with no underwear.

Detroit to Bangkok, about 14000 km. Going to a club was not the purpose of the trip but I did know which clubs I was going to before I started.

Excuse me, can I buy you a car?

I forgot to mention he was in the car and driving down the street at the time. She was on the hood with the baseball bat.

Filipinas are the worst. A friend of mine tried to break up with one and she took out the windshield on his expensive car with a baseball bat.

In Toledo, the strippers get a ride in their boyfriend's pickup, because their own rusted out 1997 Fiesta got totaled last week.

20 minute lapdances would be fine with me if the price stays the same.

Extra points for the alliteration.

Hold on, let me call Bill Clinton and ask him.

Selena Gomez is starting to look good to me. Is she still jailbait?