Cute Chick Cars
SlickSpic
Good morning, brothers and sisters. On the way home from work, I saw a couple of cutie pies driving to work, the gym or school. I noticed a similarity between many of these cuties. They were all driving cute chick cars.
Now, I don't know about y'all, but I've noticed that cute chicks drive a certain kind of car
. Out here in Cali, you see lots of hot chicks driving VW Jettas. In fact, if I see a silver Jetta and a hot blonde isn't driving, then I'm extremely disappointed. In fact, on an episode of The League(great show, don't get to watch it much), one of the characters, Taco, gets a job at a VW dealership. Why? Because cute chicks drive Jettas.
The same can't be said about the VW Beetle. That one is a toss up. I've seen fatties and hotties driving Herbie.
During the 90's, I saw lots of cute Asian chicks driving Mitsubishi Eclipses. Also popular among cute chicks during the 90's and early 2000's was the Roxy sticker on the back window. If I pulled up and you were an ugly chica, I felt that was false advertisement. Take the Roxy sticker off and put on an In n Out sticker instead.Â
Anybody else make these observations or your own about cute chicks and cars? Any ladies out there that have any input?
Now, I don't know about y'all, but I've noticed that cute chicks drive a certain kind of car
. Out here in Cali, you see lots of hot chicks driving VW Jettas. In fact, if I see a silver Jetta and a hot blonde isn't driving, then I'm extremely disappointed. In fact, on an episode of The League(great show, don't get to watch it much), one of the characters, Taco, gets a job at a VW dealership. Why? Because cute chicks drive Jettas.
The same can't be said about the VW Beetle. That one is a toss up. I've seen fatties and hotties driving Herbie.
During the 90's, I saw lots of cute Asian chicks driving Mitsubishi Eclipses. Also popular among cute chicks during the 90's and early 2000's was the Roxy sticker on the back window. If I pulled up and you were an ugly chica, I felt that was false advertisement. Take the Roxy sticker off and put on an In n Out sticker instead.Â
Anybody else make these observations or your own about cute chicks and cars? Any ladies out there that have any input?
Comments
last commentI've known very few dancers to drive nice, hot, or expensive cars. One was a fairly new Camaro. Another a Mercedes (old, though). Another a $60,000 dually pick-up truck (for horse trailer hauling).
I worked at a club for ten years and the majority of the dancers had really great (and new) cars. Included were two BMW coupe convertibles, and a Mercedes coupe convertible.
Favorite color was black which challenged us all to maintain our images by keeping our cars clean. (I was probably the only dancer who washed her own car-but then again, I was pulling up the rear in terms of brand name/cost).
Minis are sooooooooooo cute they are sweetly loveable. I drove one of the earlier models when I was working in UK in the 1970s; such a responsive car to drive and so easy to maintain and do repairs. Also very unreliable mechanically and a very rough ride.
I took one of the new Mini Cooper S series for a test drive a couple of years ago. The thing is still as cute as a blond pig-tailed 3 year old pixie; same basic design as the original from British Leyland 60 years ago; much smoother ride; same responsiveness when driving; much faster top speed.
I almost bought the damn thing as a toy.
Perhaps it's the liquor talking but thinih of our dear oilfield friend talking about a "sooooooooooo cute" car makes me laugh. Shit, everything's funny when I drink. Another reason I don't need weed.
And thnk god for autocorrect for fixing most of my spelling misteaks
Gawd! Those things are boxy and just plain UGLY.
Besides, they don't use much gas. Try to get that dancer to buy the Cadillac Escalade that 10inches mentioned - one of GM's great gas guzzlers.