I'm not sure that if I fucked any celebrity I'd be ashamed of it if I didn't have to pay for the privilege. I fucked a very well known British glamour/porn star in the 80's. Very few people I meet believed me at the time but it's true. I have a movie clip of her to remind me of her.
George Stephanopoulos, What? Wait, no! no! that's from the "Who I'd like to FUCK UP list...Oh, hey! Here it is Chelsea Clinton! Yeah Chelsea Clinton because it would kinda be like fucking the whole Clinton family all rolled up into one pudgy little ball (although I have to admit the girl did finaly manage to grow out of her "butt ugly" phase and is not unattractive now).
Embarrassed because hey, even overweight old white guys have standards, right?
Other than Eleanor Roosevelt, not too many come to mind. As a kid, I jacked off to a picture of Jayne Mansfield and her daughter has a certain appeal, but nobody would give me shit about them.
But the truly hot chef I'm into on the Food Network in Cat Cora. Meow!
I miss her on the Iron Chef. Too bad she doesn't like guys because she is incredibly hottttttt!
Wendy Williams. I had heard the name but I had no ideal who she was until this week. i was sitting alone in my hotel room in Chicago with nothing to do (no good SCs in Chicago). I flipped thru the TV channels and came upon the Wendy Williams show. Boy, she has some big soft-looking tits!
Cat Cora, Giada, Nadia G., they got some cuties in the kitchen. I got an idea for a show-"Pregnant and Barefoot In The Kitchen". Hollyweird, here I come.
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Embarrassed because hey, even overweight old white guys have standards, right?
I hear you on Rachel Ray. I'm into love handles.
But the truly hot chef I'm into on the Food Network in Cat Cora. Meow!
I miss her on the Iron Chef. Too bad she doesn't like guys because she is incredibly hottttttt!
My friends would tell me "you must be crazy to fuck that bitch."
Runner up would be Paris Hilton.