Discussions by MrDeuce (page 51)

How many different clubs do you visit in a year? When I started this hobby in the mid 90s, I visited lots of clubs around the Midwest just to see what was out...

Three women -- a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde -- are talking about their teenage daughters. The brunette says, "Guess what? I found cigarettes in my daughter's room -- and I didn't even...

I have pursued this hobby for 20+ years but am still sometimes surprised by strip clubs and the delightful yet exasperating chicks that work in them. I took a day off yesterday and...

http://www.wwtdd.com/2015/03/lindsey-pelas-running-braless-in-slo-mo-video/ Bouncy bouncy! ...

On the lighter side . . . Oregon State camgirl Keegan Sutherland, who recently made a nude video of herself while sitting in the college library, is now trying to be one of the...

What's the funniest or strangest song you've ever watched a stripper dance to on stage? I would have to go with Adam Sandler's "Hanukkah Song" at the old Malibu Bay club in Urbana,...

How many strippers named for cities have you gotten dances from? Here's my list: London (3) Paris (3) Brooklyn (2) Miami Chicago (!) Dallas Austin Phoenix I met but didn't get dances from Vegas and Memphis. ...

Besides checking favorite clubs on TUSCL every day, I also spend some time on that other site. No, not StripperWeb -- I mean StripClubList.com. Yeah, I know -- it's chaotic, crude, anonymous,...

How often do you check TUSCL? What features do you use? I'm on TUSCL at least once a day. I glance at the new reviews to see if anyone has reviewed famous clubs such as...

Have you ever seen a stripper with tits of noticeably different sizes? Would that be a deal-breaker? At one of my regular clubs, there was a dancer a while back whose titties...

What age is most attractive to you in the club? When I was 40, I was probably most attracted to 18- to 24-year-olds. Now that I'm 60, I gravitate to 25- to...

To the best of your knowledge, who was the oldest stripper to give you a private dance or other ITC attention? I've gotten great dances from a couple of 46-year-olds. One of...

I tried to PM someone on TUSCL and got the message "___ is not accepting your private messages". Does this mean that I'm on his ignore list?...

Inspired by this awful list of "the best strip club in every state": www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/best-strip-club-in-every-state-florida-california-new-york-and-more I pose the question to TUSCLers from all over the country: What, in your expert opinion, are the best strip clubs...

Clearly a BBBJ is more pleasurable (for the recipient) than a CBJ, but a CBJ is safer and costs less. What's your position on questions such as: 1. Is a BBBJ so superior...

Is it just me, or are strippers much more likely than they were ten years ago to give you their real names in addition to, or even instead of, their stage names? Increasingly...

One of my goals this year is to improve the quality of my reviews on TUSCL, especially as I have hit a dry spell after writing 62 reviews of 62 clubs. I visited...

jerikson40's recent discussion titled "Respects to Alucard" made me think of the last TUSCL member to arouse as much vitriol as jerikson40 seems to do, especially on the part of certain well-known trolls: ...

When a horse throws you, you're supposed to dust yourself off, get back on it (or some other horse), and keep riding. Analogously, when a stripper "throws" you (cancels an OTC date, stops answering your...

Recently I visited two clubs in the same day and got these classic lines from dancers. Club #1: her: What brings you out tonight? me: Oh, I'm a little depressed and was hoping you could...

Ah, Washington Park! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways: * 3 days -- Wednesday, Thursday, Friday * 3 clubs -- Wise Guys, Cheeks, Dollie's * 3 BBBJs * 0 condoms * 0 Viagras * 0 regrets ...

Here are some lines that I've heard in recent months from strippers at extras-friendly clubs, either just west of Detroit or across the river from St. Louis: 1. "I have no gag reflex." 2. ...

What does a stripper do with her asshole before work? Drops him off at band practice!...

I have a Friday conference in St. Louis soon and plan to arrive the day before and hit two clubs in Washington Park, one early in the afternoon (1 or so) and the other...

So you're planning to visit a strip club known for extras, specifically BJs. How much personal grooming do you do? Choices: 1. Bald as a baby 2. Neatly trimmed to 1/4" or...

What are the best clubs in the Midwest for reasonably priced BJs, say $50-100? I know about Detroit and East St. Louis and have found willing providers at a club in Indianapolis and...

To quote Dougster: Just ask. On Tuesday night I was at an Indianapolis dive bar where lap dances are 2-for-$20 and a bucket of four bottles of beer costs $11 (I think). On...

An old man hears the doorbell ring on his 90th birthday. When he opens the door, he sees a beautiful young stripper in a tiny G-string and bra and a big pink ribbon....

Over the years I have enjoyed private dances with all kinds of American girls -- white, black, Hispanic, and Asian (Korean, Japanese, Chinese, Thai, and Filipina) – and Eastern European girls – including Russian,...

I will be visiting the Detroit area on business/pleasure next week, specifically Tuesday afternoon to Friday morning, and probably have time for two SC visits: one afternoon, one evening. On a similar...