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Off the top of my head... Genesis, Poison are two I have heard

You moron, you don't fuck a girl when she has a log on deck, hanging in the bay doors. You make sure that shit is cleaned out. Ever seen anal in a porno? There isn't a bunch of shit on the guys dick afterwards and there isn't doody shooting out the sides of her ass hole as he pumps away at that gaping butt hole. Now that's not to say that you don't run the risk of possibly encountering a little peanut butter on your popsicle stick once in a while. Its all about the timing. And when the time is right, the ass is tight and its gonna be a great night! And the dog comparison.... well that's just silly. But I do find it amusing when they pick up their back legs and use their front legs to scoot their itchy butt hole on the grass.