Just ask

11/30/2013 10:08:22 PM

To quote Dougster: Just ask.

On Tuesday night I was at an Indianapolis dive bar where lap dances are 2-for-$20 and a bucket of four bottles of beer costs $11 (I think). On several previous visits I've been satisfied with a two-dance grind resulting in a happy ending (what I call a "lapgasm" -- in my opinion they're much too common to name after someone's TUSCL handle -- nothing personal, LapDanceKing!).

This time I chose a somewhat older dancer with huge natural breasts and, when we got to the not-so-private lap dance area, asked what kind of fun we could have back there. She asked what I had in mind, I answered that I was hoping for a blowjob, and, after a brief negotiation, she proceeded to give me a very discreet but enjoyable CBJ -- in a club not known for extras!

Just ask. Every stripper has heard it before, many will say no, but some will say yes.