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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

Discussions by motorhead (page 91)

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10 years ago

Drive-thru Pickup

I stopped at the McD's drive thru for an ice tea and the girl taking my money was young and rather cute. She greeted me with "Hello Darlin'" Not so strange. Lots of...

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Did you see LeBron's Zipper Ripper?

Neither did I. I don't watch gay porn. ...

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You can't break your penis!

Despite a claim in an earlier thread today - you can't break your penis. Most primates have a penis bone (baculum) but humans do NOT have a penis bone. Y'all Southern Baptists...

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Preppy was a Nazi

Screech turned out to be the bad boy of the "Saved by the Bell" cast. But did you know Zack was a boy Nazi? http://www.boyactors.org.uk/actors/1021.jpg "Highway to Heaven" circa 1986 ...

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Dumb Hypothetical Question #42

If you had to give up a body part what would you choose? Think only in relationship to strip clubs. (this is TUSCL not Oprah) A. Hands B. Tongue C. Eyes D. Your winky-dink What would you refuse to...

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I was in Chicago this morning and saw a weird reddish orange sun. The weather guys on the radio said it was from smoke from forest fires in Saskatchewan, Canada. I thought it was...

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American Literature 101

Odd, off-topic question. This has been on my mind for a very long time. In Steinbeck's "Of Mice and Men" what's the meaning of the "gloved Vaseline hand". I read the book...

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Things that make you go hmmm....

Ever wonder why it's called Belmont Park when it's located in Elmont, NY? ...

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Has anyone tried this hot trend to fund their hobby? www.gofundme.com...

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California Penile Code

Kylie Jenner - youngest daughter of Caitlyn Jenner - is banging some rapper named Tyga. He's 25 and she's 17. The age of consent in California is 18 and it's also illegal...

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Hmmmm....,Wondering what the "C" stands for?

The new C-string bikini invades Europe's beaches http://z94.com/the-c-string-bikini-is-ushering-in-a-new-age-of-swimwear-picsvid/...

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Or is it rule of sausage fingers? Is there a general guideline what to offer for OTC if one knows the going rate in the area for backpage girls? Same? Two times? Three times?...

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Why is Red Hair So Polarizing?

Red hair on a woman. You either love it or hate. Seems there's no in between. One could say "I prefer dark haired women" But I never hear anyone say "I refuse...

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Is this a joke or a true experience from a TUSCL member?

Old man walks into a brothel. Says to the Madam, "I want a woman." Madam looks shocked: "Mister, how old are you?" "One hundred and two." "I think you've had it." "Really? Well, who do I pay?"...

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Another NFL Thug in Trouble for a Violent Act

Domestic violence among NFL players has become disturbingly common, but this (now former) Atlanta Falcon layer took it a different direction. If beating wives, girlfriends, and kids wasn't enough - this thug...

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About 35 years ago I walked into a bar in Red Lodge, Montana and a live band was playing a cover of "Long Train Running" by the Doobies. Before that night, I never...

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There's no fondling in baseball!

I know y'all in Atlanta are used to getting handjobs out on the main floor at Follies - but baseball is America's Pastime. Baseball, hot dogs and apple pie So please.....keep your...

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A Brillant Idea (that will never happen)

This is off topic - so feel free to skip. But this is brilliant. By now, I'm sure you've heard about the massive automobile recall due to allegedly defective air bags. Industry analysts...

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A First in History

Yesterday President Obama became the first U.S. president to get a Twitter account. So, when he's bored and stoned, does that mean we're finally going to get some answers to some burning questions? Like.. What...

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David Letterman

Dave Letterman is retiring this week after more than 30 years on the air. And I'm going to finally let you in on a dirty little secret. HE'S NOT FUNNY! I know,...

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Best age for your DS? ...

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Worst Club Name Ever?

No thank you No gracias Nein danke Non merci https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?ID=1137 ...

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J Lo: Hot or Not?

General thoughts on Jennifer Lopez? She's 45 but rockin' a pretty hot figure on the new BodyLab TV spots. Wish all 40-something Strippers looked as good. ...

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As a follow up to the thread on all women wanting larger men, I'm often confused by the Facebook postings of a dancer I know. About 85 percent of her posts are about...

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Another Joke of the Day

Baby elephants are 250 pounds at birth making them biggest babies on earth -- right behind Tom Brady ...

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And I Don't Give a Damn About My Reputation

TUSCL has a bad reputation https://review.easycounter.com/tuscl-scam-report...

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Large, Grand, G, K, Stack

What percentage of strippers would have sex for one thousand dollars? Civvies ?...

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OT: Kentucky Derby

Why am sitting inside on a nice sunny day with the pre-Kentucky Derby on? I don't know a thing about horse racing. I don't know the horses. ...

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Beauty Queens Should Stick to Stripping

Between that ESPN uber-bitch who took off on the towing company employee and the CNN idiot who blamed military veterans for the violence in Baltimore, beauty queens should stay the fuck off of television....

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Does this happen in other parts of the countr?

A annual spring tradition at least in the Midwest. Gas stations selling bags of red mulch. Things that make you hmmm... ...

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[OT]: Baltimore Orioles

Because of the rioting in Baltimore, Wednesday's game between the Orioles and the Chicago White Sox has been moved to the afternoon and is CLOSED to fans. That's pretty bizarre. In my 45...

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Alaskan Strip Clubs

I don't know, But I've been told Eskimo pussy is mighty cold -- Anyone here from Alaska?...

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Simple Question

How many beers does it take to get you drunk? I googled that and was surprised by some of the answers. ...

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Just because ...

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"Full House" Coming Back

Episode 1: Uncle Jesse gets fired as a judge on American Idol and checks into rehab. Episode 2: Danny gets treatment for prostate cancer. Episode 3: Joey gets married...

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The World Would be a Better Place If...

1. The Designated Hitter Rule was banned. 2. McDonald's would bring back the McSkillet Burrito 3. Piercings, Tattoos, and Cell Phones were banned in strip clubs. ...

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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, the NBA's all-time leading scorer, had quadruple bypass surgery today. Dang, he played until he was 42. He was thin. If even he developed heart disease, how the hell are...

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Sarah Palin: Hot or Not.....um, we clearly know what this guy thinks

Got MILF? http://gawker.com/is-this-guy-sporting-a-chubby-next-to-sarah-palin-or-na-1697474656...

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Rockin' the Bakken

Things you never hear... "Check out that hot female geologist"...

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Not Another Topic on Dancer Names. "The Hall of Presidents"

Do I get extra credit for originality? All from the same club -- must be patriotic Madison Monroe Kennedy Taylor and a DJ named Carter ...

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Latest fashion among young women Coming to a strip club near you???? http://elitedaily.com/envision/going-grey-for-fashion-photos/979772/...

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Different times, Different Signs

Winston Churchill would hold up two fingers in the shape of "V" during World War II. V for Victory. The hippies and anti war protesters during the Vietnam era used the...

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Technical Difficulties

I posted a few weeks back about "messages" having disappeared from the main menu. I also noticed "my profile" was gone. I could access it on my desktop PC but not...

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A Very Cute Pussy

Did you see the new baby jaguar cub at the San Diego zoo? He/she is so stinkin' cute. Awww... http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Newborn-Jaguar-Cub-Debuts-at-San-Diego-Zoo-297931391.html...

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Shadowcat neglecting his duty

Shadowcat missed posting the story about the Panama City Beach shooting. Seven spring breakers were shot. I know it wasn't at a strip club -- but shouldn't it count? Drunk college girls...

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Bravo Young Man

Computer hacker changes grades for sexual favors. Good man. http://m.newser.com/story/204518/student-hacker-changes-dozens-of-grades.html...

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Ladder Piercing

I always thought Juice was a crazy sumbitch until I saw pictures of ladder piercings. Juice is normal. Them dudes be crazy. ...

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You Say You Want a Revoution?

The U.S. Military buys the most explosives of any organization in the country. Walt Disney World is number 2. General Mickey sez "I want you!"...

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