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171 posts by chandler

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Go when you're in a crappy mood?

When you're in a lousy mood, do you stay away from strip clubs or do you go and hope some tits will cheer you up? Does it work?

chandlerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 1 18

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#1 Reason for Disappointment with New Club?

You try a club you've never been to before. You've heard good things about it here on TUSCL. But it's a big letdown for you. What's the most common reason you've been disappointed? Too expensive? Too busy? Girls don't circulate?…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 3 15

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The Real Person or the Sex Object?

Do you treat a stripper as a real person or as a sex object? Which do you prefer that she present herself as? Are you always sure about the difference?

chandlerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 1 29

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Should you let a stripper know you'd like to fuck her?

When is it a bad idea to let a stripper know you'd like to fuck her? Can you have a good time with her if you feel you have to hide your desire?

chandlerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 7 46

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Last time you got a bad lap dance...

...why was it bad, and what did you learn from the experience? - Did you misjudge the girl? How? - Did you agree to the dance for the wrong reason? - Were you just trying out the club? - Other? (please describe)

chandlerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 4 23

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Anybody here like lapdances?

Sometimes I get the feeling the only reason anyone around here gets a lapdance is the hope it will lead to something else - a blow job, a hand job or to arrange an OTC fuck. Or for some, the…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 1 16

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Have you ever had a favorite get a boob job?

How did it turn out? Did it change your attitude towards her? Or your opinion of boob jobs?

chandlerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 9

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Long Distance ATFs?

A stripper I first met two weeks ago and saw again last week would be an ATF except for one thing: her club is about a four hour drive away. I don't really have any other reason to travel there…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 8 11

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Least favorite lapdance moves?

What are some of the moves a lot of lapdancers seem to assume all guys like that do nothing for you, or even turn you off?

chandlerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 40

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When to lead and when to follow?

During the lapdance, when do you let the girl lead things, and when and how do you take the lead?

chandlerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 12

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Do you go for the club or the girl?

When you go to a strip club, are you typically going because you like the club or because there is a particular girl you hope to see?

chandlerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 7 13

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What She Really Means: More Stripper-to-English Translations

We did this once a few months age. The aim here is to provide a helpful guide to some phrases from the mouths of strippers for which the meaning doesn't match our normal expectations. Feel free to add others you've…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 4

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Big vs. Small

I keep seeing posts that disparage "big, glitzy clubs". I realized one thing the upscale clubs I like have in common is that they are not big. I hate those huge, cavernous clubs where the stage dwarfs the dancers, and…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 1 13

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Cities where the club with the best looking girls also has the best mileage?

The only large city I know of where this is the case is Detroit, where everybody seems to agree the Flight Club has the best looking girls. There may be among the 40-50 clubs in town a skank den where…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 2 11

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Handjobs

I don't care for them much, in a strip club or anywhere. They seem like a weak substitute to settle for when she won't suck your dick or fuck. I've only had one girl give me one in a strip…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 12 22

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Role Playing

Do you ever play imaginary roles with strippers? I've done a lot of this over the years with many different girls. A couple of cases especially come to mind: One night when my fave was wearing her plaid schoolgirl skirt and…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 1 2

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All New Season Premiere! Quotes From Other People's Reviews

Yes, it's time for another installment of the thread where we post stuff we come across while browsing through TUSCL club reviews - the Good, the Bad, the Ugly, and especially the Amusing, whether intentional or not. ------------------- AliLandryFan reports on some…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 2 2

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Longest time you ever spent with one stripper?

What is the longest continuous time you ever spent in a club with one stripper? For me, it's five hours with my ATF eight years ago, from the start of the night shift at 9 PM to close at 2 AM.…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 1 15

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Your Deal Breaker?

We have a lot of topics currently going about various so-called features of strip clubs most of us could do without: annoying DJs, tip walks, bathroom attendants, VIP-room cameras, bird dogs. Which of these bugs you so much that you'd…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 10

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Worst clip joint you've ever been in?

...or if you've never been in a true clip joint, what's the closest thing? In case you don't know, a clip joint is a bar that promises some kind of sexual entertainment but never delivers, then sticks you with an exhorbitant…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 35

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How often are you able to get dances from your top choices?

I guess this is mainly a question for when you're visiting a new club or one where you aren't a regular. Once you've seen all the dancers working and decided which ones you want to get dances with, how successful…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 23

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Weird shit strippers report being asked to do

How much would you pay to watch a stripper pee? How about to choke her on a loaf of bread? At a club I go to, there's a guy who comes in with a roll of plastic wrap to spread on…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer19 yrs ago 14 9

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Mixing Business Travel with Pleasure

I see a lot of posts here about hitting clubs during business trips, or about not getting to out-of-town clubs anymore due to a lack of business travel. I just realized I've only done that once, years ago, on an…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 3 20

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Strippers vs. Other Women: How do they compare on looks?

Obviously, strippers make up only a tiny fraction of all women, so there's no fair way to compare. Still, I don't go to strip clubs because the women look that great. Even at the best clubs for lookers, I believe…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 24 58

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"You look like that actress, you know, the one on TV."

Do you very often tell strippers they look like somebody famous? How do they react? I think about such similarities a lot more often than I say. I usually see a combination of features from two or more celebrities that would…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 13
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