Posts by chandler

I'm used to clubs where you always know the price, so all you do is find a girl who turns you on, and when she asks if you want a dance, say yes. She keeps dancing until you tell her…

hi guyz! im a new dancer!!!!! just wondering what u guyz think about a 26 y.o. chick taking up stripping. am i too old? everybody tells me i look like a teenager. also, im only a 34b. do u guyz think i…

This one might be just for Londonguy, unless some other world traveller here can chip in. I was wondering if there are any terms used in British strip clubs that don't translate across the pond. Things like "knickers" = "panties",…

Do you go to a strip club with a specific goal in mind (e.g., get a blow job) or just to try to enjoy whatever experience you have?

Yeah, Founder has his own FAQ, which I'm sure covers the stuff he gets asked all the time in messages. But it does nothing to cut down on all the questions that keep showing up on this board. So here's…

1) Are you pregnant or is that just a beer gut? 2) Maybe later, after the cum in my pants has dried. 3) Don't do anything illegal. I don't want to go to prison and get anally raped. 4) Hold still, baby, while…

I received an interesting message from my good pal Founder recently. Knowing I'm sort of a connoisseur of amateurish, unintentionally funny reviews, he often shares with me some of the bad stuff that gets rejected. A couple of recent submissions…

(Started as a reply to the recent topic before realizing it was too old to be added to.) Maybe it's just me, but I like to talk with strippers about sex. I go to strip clubs for sexual entertainment. For…

Forgive me if this has already been gone over here. What do you think of the new rating system? Do you find a useful distinction between the three categories? Do you think fractional ratings improve on the old 10-point scale? I…

For a few moments of virtual fun, go to: http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html Be sure to select the largest cup size and the most vigorous exercise, then look at them in wireframe view. Weeee!!!

I guess I'm asking mainly about hair and makeup, so let's please leave surgery, piercings and tattoos out of this. Most faves of mine never change their hairstyle or hair color. That's usually fine with me, because I liked the way…

Sight Sound Smell Touch Taste (Not my ranking, just a reminder.) Like the title says, rank their importance in contributing to your pleasure, evaluating the dance, etc. (Or do you consider any of the five irrelevant?) A little explanation of why would be nice, too.