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Have you ever brought stuff into a club with you to show strippers? Shadowcat has told about doing this on a regular basis. I've done it a couple of times that I can recall, years ago. Once, I brought in…
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How close? Let's say as close as possible for any commercial property. Close enough that the effect on property values, if any, would include yours. What kind of club? Let's say a type of club you would enjoy if you went.…
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What's the longest time you've gone without visiting a strip club? Why was it? Was there ever a point you thought you'd given up clubs for good? Why did you return? Mine was a little over a year in 2000-2001. In…
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Alas, it has come to this. One topic we haven't covered yet, unless it was before my time here. This must be the ultimate in backstage TMI. Although all clubs seem to find them necessary, I really have no idea…
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When I want to get a stripper onstage to come join me, I tip her a buck and ask her to stop by later, pointing out where I'm sitting. I stopped tipping more long ago after finding it didn't make…
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When TUSCL was down today, I went to ASSC (alt.sex.strip-clubs newsgroup) to see if anybody knew what was up. I didn't find what I was looking for, but I came across a thread that might be of interest to some…
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Do you prefer strippers with a tan or with pale skin? A deep tan is a turnoff for me, and I find an older woman whose skin has been over-baked through the years to be pretty gross. Other than that, I…
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If you had one chance to travel back in time and visit strip clubs, what time and place would you set it for? Based on the accounts I've heard of $1 no-rules lap dances and more, I'd pick San Francisco in…
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I'm starting a new topic in case any one wants to continue without bumping Shadowcat's choice of words to the top of the topic list. Picking up where FONDL left off: "Chandler, your first two posts sound like demands to me.…
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Mine was finding a club outside of Lawrence, Kansas. I think it was the Flamingo. This was back in 1995, before the internet made maps and directions as easy as they are now. The problem was numbered streets and roads…
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Barring orgasm or other self-explanatory reasons, how do you decide when to tell your lap dancer you've had enough dances? For example, do you typically set a maximum to stay within? Do you prefer to agree to a bulk deal…
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I like it when strippers who appear innocent behave badly. Yeah, I know, how innocent can she be, but anyway. Sometimes you can tell from the start that there's a bad girl behind the innocent face. And other times you…
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Does it make any difference to you whether the club takes a cut out of every dance, counts dances, or charges additional admission to a lapdance room? Is it a matter of principle, or do you find that such policies…
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We answered this before, only personality was included. Guess what lost? Let's try it again, leaving personality out of it. Which matters more to you when choosing a dancer, her face or her body? For me, it's her face. It's what…
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I just read this in another thread, and I've often seen it written as though it's accepted wisdom that, if you want the best dance, you should pass up the best looking dancers, because homely girls try harder. If anything…
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Suppose it's your first time at a club where the girls aren't circulating, so the waitress asks what type of girl you'd like her to send your way. What would you tell her? Myself, I'm not crazy about relying on an…
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As some of you may have noticed, the 'Ignore' feature now works within threads as well as for topics. Now, let's talk about strippers!
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Once, in private, a girl started giving me a lap dance sort of as foreplay. After about a minute, we stopped pretending it was dance and just reverted to regular making out. For me, a lapdance feels needlessly contrived unless…
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Have you ever moved in on a girl while the guy she was with left her side for a while? Or have you been on the other end of the switch?
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Your sitting alone at a table that seats four in a crowded club. You want to keep it that way so that dancers will be apt join you and not have other strangers at the table invading your space. What…
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Thinking about sports has long been considered by many to be an effective suppressant for a raging boner or premature ejaculation. On the other hand, one of us posted that he listens to sports talk radio on the way to…
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Sounds like a dream come true, don't it? What has been your experience?
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I'm inclined to say the darker the better. Obviously, I don't want it so dark I can't see the strippers, but I've never been where I couldn't see well enough after my eyes had a minute to adjust. However, more…
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Drives of 1 or 2 hours I listen to music CDs. I need to get a car stereo with RCA jacks so I can plug in my iPod. I get most new music nowadays as MP3s, and about the only…
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Dear Sir, The TUSCL Discussion Board has become broken. The time has come for you to take action to fix it. Two posters, davids and RomanticLover, using similar trolling spam-like and tactics have made it virtually impossible for the users of…
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