Posts by chandler

1) "Ooh, baby. Your dick is.....kinda small, actually." 2) "Put your money away. No way I'll dance for you. Paunchy, balding middle-aged guys gross me out." 3) "College? Not for me. I spend all my money on drugs. Heroin, mostly." 4) "You may…

Obviously some girls or clubs have rules against touching her pussy or her tits or more that is off limits. What I'm asking about here are some of the more peculiar restrictions you've encountered, from the club or the dancer. For…

In honor of the Academy Awards... Remember when adult films would get their titles by playing on a title from a recent mainstream hit movie? 'When Harry Ate Sally', 'Good Will Humping'. (I don't know if those were actually used.) They…

Sometimes I can't help overhearing conversations other guys carry on with their stripper during a dance. Common, everyday stuff, like sports, business. It's like they're getting acquainted while the meter's running. Personally, I would feel shortchanged, because I can't talk…

Do you ever fight with your favorite dancers or is it lovey dovey all the time? What's the closest you've ever come to a fight?

What's a movie you would recommend for the way it helps you appreciate or understand strippers or strip clubs? (Not that we need help.) Thinking very broadly about relevance here. No need for the movie to include strippers or strip…

You unexpectedly come into some money. Let's say $3,000. For some reason we won't go into, you have to spend it all on strippers as soon as possible, or else lightning will strike you dead. Which of the following options…

I had to share this, given some of the talk lately about rating your experience vs. rating the club. It comes from a recent review of a new club in downtown Detroit. Now I know bathrooms mean a lot to…

Would you rather be known to the dancers in a club as a big spender or cautious about parting with your money? What are the advantages or disadvantages of either? What do you do to keep up the appearance?

What makes a stripper worthy of the ultimate rating for looks? How often do you see a girl you'd call a 10? (For the purposes of discussion, let's restrict this to her looks as much as possible. I don't want to…

No, I'm not asking spatulas vs. squeeze tubes. In the sense of "to charm someone with flattery", what kinds of compliments do strippers respond to best? Her brains or her beauty? Her killer bod or her dreamy eyes? How much…

Have you ever rated a club a 10? Why or why not? Are there specific improvements that would change a club you've rated lower to a 10? Or is there something else?