Posts by chandler

I see a lot of posts here about hitting clubs during business trips, or about not getting to out-of-town clubs anymore due to a lack of business travel. I just realized I've only done that once, years ago, on an…

Obviously, strippers make up only a tiny fraction of all women, so there's no fair way to compare. Still, I don't go to strip clubs because the women look that great. Even at the best clubs for lookers, I believe…

Do you very often tell strippers they look like somebody famous? How do they react? I think about such similarities a lot more often than I say. I usually see a combination of features from two or more celebrities that would…

Have you ever brought stuff into a club with you to show strippers? Shadowcat has told about doing this on a regular basis. I've done it a couple of times that I can recall, years ago. Once, I brought in…

How close? Let's say as close as possible for any commercial property. Close enough that the effect on property values, if any, would include yours. What kind of club? Let's say a type of club you would enjoy if you went.…

What's the longest time you've gone without visiting a strip club? Why was it? Was there ever a point you thought you'd given up clubs for good? Why did you return? Mine was a little over a year in 2000-2001. In…

Alas, it has come to this. One topic we haven't covered yet, unless it was before my time here. This must be the ultimate in backstage TMI. Although all clubs seem to find them necessary, I really have no idea…

When I want to get a stripper onstage to come join me, I tip her a buck and ask her to stop by later, pointing out where I'm sitting. I stopped tipping more long ago after finding it didn't make…

When TUSCL was down today, I went to ASSC (alt.sex.strip-clubs newsgroup) to see if anybody knew what was up. I didn't find what I was looking for, but I came across a thread that might be of interest to some…

Do you prefer strippers with a tan or with pale skin? A deep tan is a turnoff for me, and I find an older woman whose skin has been over-baked through the years to be pretty gross. Other than that, I…

If you had one chance to travel back in time and visit strip clubs, what time and place would you set it for? Based on the accounts I've heard of $1 no-rules lap dances and more, I'd pick San Francisco in…

I'm starting a new topic in case any one wants to continue without bumping Shadowcat's choice of words to the top of the topic list. Picking up where FONDL left off: "Chandler, your first two posts sound like demands to me.…