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Some choice material on today's Recent Reviews page, so I say it's time for a sequel. Here's maylith reporting on Miss Kitty's in Washington Park, Illinois: Had one girl stop by the table and chat a bit. She seemed to be…
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I nominate Chix on Dix, a new club in Detroit on Dix Street. How could they resist? It's almost a great name, except it sounds too close to Chicks With Dicks. And it will probably get them shut down in…
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At a club I go to, there's a guy who comes in year round wearing gloves. He claims it's because he's a germophobe, but he's really just a weirdo. He used to bring a coat that he'd place over his…
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In clubs around Detroit and Ontario, there have been a lot of Russian and Romanian strippers working over the past few years. I never get dances from them, although I hear they can be very high mileage. They seem very…
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...strip clubs had nothing to offer me, cause they were full of old skanks. ...the 'Do not touch the dancers' signs were meant to be taken seriously. ...you should pay attention to the DJ, cause he has important stuff to say. ...those guys…
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A couple of my favorites go down on my finger during lap dances. Do strippers ever suck your fingers? Would you want them to? Do you see them do it for others in the club? (I don't.)
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Which clubs you've been to have the fattest, ugliest, smelliest skanks in captivity? Now here's where I can speak with some authority. I submit for your consideration: C-Mowes (Washington Park, IL) Lady Godiva's II (Taylors, SC) Henry VIII (Inkster, MI) Kenny May's (Hammond, IN)
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Are strippers who work in high contact clubs in cities where that is the norm any "looser" than strippers in cities where less touching is accepted? My observations lead me to believe that strippers are by and large the same…
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Ever get thrown out of a club? Violently? Ever get in a fight? Did you lose? Badly? Ever lose a large amout of money? (Paying for dances doesn't count.) Ever get in an argument that turned into a big screaming…
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One of the disappointments of going back to a club over the years is seeing a 20 year old with a nice figure turn into a near porker at 25. I'm not talking here just about anorexics and unrealistic body…
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This past spring while travelling, I had a great time at two clubs in different cities where you're not allowed to touch the dancer, but she's allowed to rub her body over yours in every way imaginable. It had been…
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I've seen very few strippers I would rate as 10s. I go to more dives than upscale clubs, so I'm sure that has something to do with it. Earlier this month, I went back to the last club where I…
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What do you call it, the kitty or the pussy, or something else? Shadowcat the other day said a group of his faves asked him why guys on TUSCL write kitty and not pussy. I thought that was odd, because I…
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Does this ever happen to you? You've been to a club where the dancers are not bad looking, you hear they have a website, so you browse it, and YEEEEOW!! Can these rather scary looking creatures you see pictured possibly…
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At some clubs, there's a big effort to get everybody to make a lot of NOISE. Not just appreciation for the girl dancing onstage. More like a constant din, like the 4th quarter of a tight football game. The DJ's…
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One night I'm sitting with two of my faves, Kerri and Toni. I decide to try an old trick I'd seen Groucho Marx pull on You Bet Your Life. Groucho had used it to "steal" a kiss for a dollar,…
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Club reviews often recommend dancers by name "for a real good time". I've included it in my own reviews, because details like that make for more interesting reading. However, I never follow up on them myself when checking out a…
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Sounds like a Weekly World News headline, don't it? Let's talk about waitress-turned-stripper changes we've witnessed, good and bad. At a club I go to, I see it happen all the time. You get to where you can tell which waitresses…
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bestoftmz had this to say about Kenny May's in Hammond, IN: "If you are out walking your dog, you may want to stop by here. They just might offer your dog a job. It's that bad."
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I like visiting clubs in different cities, because, along with a new group of dancers to discover, there's usually some odd local custom that is common to the clubs in that city but new to me. Anything from a different…
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I only noticed this discussion board about three weeks ago. How long has it been here? Who has been posting the longest? How has it changed over time? Have there been any memorable controversies, wars, etc., that you could relate?…
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