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chandler

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171 posts by chandler

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Recreational Viagra

Do you ever use Viagra for strip clubs? Somewhere I've heard that most of it is used by younger guys who don't need it but use it just to get harder or stay hard longer. I tried it twice but didn't…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 12 10

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Terminology Questions

What is a "spinner"? I've read this in reviews, never heard anybody say it. I gather it means a small girl. A dancer or any girl? Why spinner? Thanks in advance!

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 38 33

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Things to be sure to say and do during a lapdance

(Carried over from the 'Things not to say' thread) "I've never been slapped either but I've had more than one girl want me to slap her - on the butt of course. Ever had a girl ask you to talk dirty…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 3 2

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META: Topic Starter Report Card

I thought it might be revealing to compare stats on the 5 most prolific topic starters on the list as of about an hour ago (Fri., 11PM EST). Sorry, I can't do ascii charts. TOPICS STARTED RomanticLover - 24 davids - 12 shadowcat -…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 6 20

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A Few Questions About Precious Metals

Apparently, there's a club in Florida somewhere called Pure Platinum/Solid Gold. Well, which is it? It can't be both. Shouldn't it be called Part Platinum/Part Gold? As for Platinum Plus, isn't that inferior to Pure Platinum? Plus what? Aluminum? Shouldn't it…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2 9

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Your Best of the Year for 2005?

What was the best time you had in a strip club (or OTC or anything stripper-related, if you prefer) this year? If you can't decide on one visit to single out, what are some highlights that you're sure to remember?

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 3 12

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Your fragrance?

What fragrance, if any, do you wear in clubs? Same as anywhere? Do you use more than you use elsewhere? Do you keep it in your car so that you can apply it right before entering a club? Do strippers…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 28

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Do you ever get mistaken for a stripper's boyfriend in a club?

Not talking about mistaken identity. I mean because of the way you two act together. With a past fave, I used to get this all the time from other customers and even from other strippers. It was mostly due to…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 12

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Whose side should management take?

(Forgive me if this is more "Inside Baseball" than we care to get into, but we need a new topic.) At a club I frequent, management seems to always side with customers in any dispute with strippers. For example, when girls…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 3

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Yet another thread of quotes from other people's reviews

(They're back by popular demand. Okay, by one person't request - I'm easy.) An anonymous poster finds some peculiar reasons to rate Parkway Tropics in Grand Rapids, MI a 1: "The girls are ok, but they look like shit on their website.…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 6 12

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Strippers with full lips (on the mouth)

Sometimes it seems like ridiculously full lips are a prerequisite for film sex symbols: Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba and on and on. How often do you see strippers with those kind of lips? Is it an attribute you…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 5

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How long are you willing to wait for you ATF to join you?

When you arrive at a club and your AFT is busy with another customer, how long do you just sit and wait for her to shake loose, turning away other strippers to save a spot for her? What do you…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 3 31

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Moneyrolls on Garters: Annoying?

Are you impressed by her fat roll of singles or do wish she'd stuff them in a sensible bag?

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 10

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Exhibitionism: To be seen or not to be seen?

We've learned how more privacy means more mileage, but don't you ever get a kick out of knowing others are getting an eyeful? What about the dancers, do you ever find that they are getting off on it, and you…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 3 13

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End of the Month = Buyer's Market?

I've often heard that the end of the month is the best time to go to a strip club, because girls are trying to make rent and other customers are short on cash. I can't say I've ever found it…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 4 8

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East Coast/West Coast

Ten years ago, when ASSC was in its prime, most of the posts were from California. I know computer and internet use got a head start there, but it was ridiculous how much banter there was about all the shitty…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 4

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Choosing Sides: Which way do you want your dance?

Imagine for the sake of discussion you had to choose. Would you rather have a lap dance with a stripper facing you or her backside towards you? If it depends on this or that, let's hear about it, but no…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 13

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Strip club Top 40 stats that would be cool to track if it were possible

Imagine that TUSCL could collect accurate statistics from clubs the way SoundScan does for CD sales and whoever does for movie gate receipts. What would be some Top 40 rankings you'd like to see. For example: - Stage tips per song -…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 3 6

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When was your 1st lapdance & whose was earliest?

When: December 1993 Where: Wild Mustang (now Toy Chest) - Detroit, Michigan Cost: $10

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2 17

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The thread where we answer each other's terminology questions

Question #1: Sometimes when I read accounts that mention "CBJ", I wonder if they really mean a mock blow job through the pants. My understanding is that "covered" means wearing a rubber, not clothing over your dick. Am I being…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2 2

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Why did you choose your TUSCL nickname?

Dancers at the club I logged in to review called me Chandler, because they though I looked like the 'Friends' character. I don't see it. FONDL, I hope you answer this one.

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 13

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Top 10 Corniest Stage Dance Elements

What are the most cringe-inducing bits you see dancers work into their stage sets? I'll get it started with: 10. Lip-syncing or, worse, "acting out" lyrics to the song. 9. Anything involving veils.

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2 16

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When you fantasize about a stripper...

...what do you fantasize is happening? - Are you having sex? What kind? - Is she giving you a lapdance? In the club, or somewhere private? - Are you having a conversation? In the club or somewhere else? - Are you on a date?…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 3 5

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"Why not?"

What do you say to a stripper who asks, "Why not?" when you tell her you don't want a dance? What kind of stripper would even ask this? How about the ones who try to turn your answer into a…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 4 8

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Which option would you have chosen?

One night last May, I was at my sometime regular club when I heard the DJ announce to the stage Brooke, a stripper returning after three years away. This got my attention. Of all the strippers I've known who have…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 32
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