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What's the most incongruous activity you've seen a stripper try to combine with giving a lap dance?
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What makes a club a 10? PT's Showclub Indianapolis does it for bassguitarplayer23, : I SEEM TO be the only person on this site who gets more action then the rules allow at clubs. the bouncer didnt notice, or care i…
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The other night I got a speeding ticket in Ohio. I've had others, but my last traffic ticket was for an illegal U-turn leaving a club in what I thought was part of a parking lot. My worst luck has…
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1) Thank you very much! 2) That was nice. 3) Got any baby wipes?
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I'm always hearing about these dudes from strippers. They're usually big spenders, probably paying for conversation. Then they spend their whole visit unloading about their personal troubles, usually a sad marraige. How much of this do you think (or do…
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Did you go together to the store to pick it out or did you surprise her with it? How'd it work out. Did she wear it to work? (No I'm not thinking about doing it. I channel my PL desires into…
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You know who you are. Zero is a beautiful number. Please do your part to keep them that way all in one pretty column. Just ignore the fucker. I know you can do it.
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They say every healthy person rips one 13 times a day on average. Have you ever been aware of a stripper farting? Have you ever cut one during a dance?
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The only real ATF I ever had gave only average lap dances. The best mileage I got with her was always the cuddling and two-way caressing we did before, between and after her dances. For example (and a fairly…
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Mine are pretty mild: I like girls who wear their hair up. I like her to keep her top on for the first couple minutes so I can feel her tits through the fabric. I like plaid schoolgirl skirts. I…
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It seems like every time I see a billboard it's for a club I know sucks. With the net and TUSCL, they don't serve much purpose for all-knowing vets like us nowadays. I suppose there was a time you might…
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I only recall seeing this at one place, in Washington Park, Illinois. It seems pretty boring when there's real live girls you can touch getting naked in front of your face. Comments on their review page make it sound degrading,…
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So sayeth Z Bone. I sayeth not. Sure, if I see a girl's laps in advance, I'll take note, but it can almost be like a movie trailer that gives away too much of the plot. Do you spy before…
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I nominate for Best, Indianapolis, with an honorable mention for Lansing, because it has a good club about 2 or 3 blocks up the main street from the capitol building, practically in the shadow of the dome. Those and Columbia,…
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Usually, if I'm interested in a girl, I get a dance the first time I see her. Seeing a girl around the club for very long without getting a dance usually kills any interest I once had. With some girls,…
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(Also counting provinces, territories, possessions, foreign countries.) I count 12: California Florida Illinois Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Michigan Ohio Ontario South Carolina Tennessee
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1) "Maybe later" = You're ugly - buzz off. 2) "Sure, have a seat" = Please rub my dick. 3) "Can I buy you a drink?" = Please rub my dick for $6. 4) "I haven't seen that girl before." = I wonder…
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...do you get more picky or less picky? By the end of your visit, do you tend to narrow down the dancers you're interested in to one or two, even when you may not be able to get dances with them?…
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We freely share our gripes with each other here, like in the recent 'Top Strip Club Gripes' thread. Have you ever made any of your complaints known to the people who could actually do something about it? If you haven't,…
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I don't think we've done this here before. Could be a helpful reference for those not familiar with the dialect. I'll kick it off with a few examples. Please add any others you've come to understand: "Would you watch my bag…
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Do you like clubs where strippers are allowed to go naked when they aren't dancing, or would you prefer that they always make themselves decent? Personally, the only time when I'd opt against modesty is when a girl is sitting…
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Nobody here ever talks about strippers' assholes, and I don't mean their boyfriends. Why not? Don't you like to see it, touch it, poke it? For the record, for me, that would be a yes, yes please, and yes ma'am. When…
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Pants look good on some girls, but they cover too much important skin when they sit with you, and they're too much hassle for her to take off for a dance. Same with thigh boots. Bitchin' look but annoying as…
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At strip clubs, I always leave with less money than when I walked in, unless I don't spending anything, in which case I break even. There's an exception - a time when I left with more money than I came…
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Mine are things you can't get away with anyplace else (other than the obvious things). But feel free to mention other types of stuff we may fail to appreciate: - You can stare at women all you want without caring whether…
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