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chandler

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171 posts by chandler

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Multi-tasking Lap Dancers?

What's the most incongruous activity you've seen a stripper try to combine with giving a lap dance?

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2 7

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Quotes From Other People's Reviews, 2006 Edition

What makes a club a 10? PT's Showclub Indianapolis does it for bassguitarplayer23, : I SEEM TO be the only person on this site who gets more action then the rules allow at clubs. the bouncer didnt notice, or care i…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 5 14

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Mishaps on the way to and from strip clubs.

The other night I got a speeding ticket in Ohio. I've had others, but my last traffic ticket was for an illegal U-turn leaving a club in what I thought was part of a parking lot. My worst luck has…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 18

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101 Compliments After a Good Lapdance

1) Thank you very much! 2) That was nice. 3) Got any baby wipes?

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2 1

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Customers who cry in their beer to strippers

I'm always hearing about these dudes from strippers. They're usually big spenders, probably paying for conversation. Then they spend their whole visit unloading about their personal troubles, usually a sad marraige. How much of this do you think (or do…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 3 14

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Ever buy a stripper outfit for you ATF?

Did you go together to the store to pick it out or did you surprise her with it? How'd it work out. Did she wear it to work? (No I'm not thinking about doing it. I channel my PL desires into…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 3

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ATTN All Troll Feeders

You know who you are. Zero is a beautiful number. Please do your part to keep them that way all in one pretty column. Just ignore the fucker. I know you can do it.

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 12

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Farts!

They say every healthy person rips one 13 times a day on average. Have you ever been aware of a stripper farting? Have you ever cut one during a dance?

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 3

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High Mileage Cuddling

The only real ATF I ever had gave only average lap dances. The best mileage I got with her was always the cuddling and two-way caressing we did before, between and after her dances. For example (and a fairly…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 9

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Club-safe kinks, turn-ons and fetishes?

Mine are pretty mild: I like girls who wear their hair up. I like her to keep her top on for the first couple minutes so I can feel her tits through the fabric. I like plaid schoolgirl skirts. I…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 3 21

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Strip Club Billboards: Ever follow up on one?

It seems like every time I see a billboard it's for a club I know sucks. With the net and TUSCL, they don't serve much purpose for all-knowing vets like us nowadays. I suppose there was a time you might…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2 16

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Yay or Nay: Clubs that have porn videos running on TVs all around the room?

I only recall seeing this at one place, in Washington Park, Illinois. It seems pretty boring when there's real live girls you can touch getting naked in front of your face. Comments on their review page make it sound degrading,…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 12

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"Thou shalt not do blind laps"

So sayeth Z Bone. I sayeth not. Sure, if I see a girl's laps in advance, I'll take note, but it can almost be like a movie trailer that gives away too much of the plot. Do you spy before…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 3 21

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Best and Worst State Capitols for SCs

I nominate for Best, Indianapolis, with an honorable mention for Lansing, because it has a good club about 2 or 3 blocks up the main street from the capitol building, practically in the shadow of the dome. Those and Columbia,…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 23

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Longest time between first seeing a dancer and your first dance from her?

Usually, if I'm interested in a girl, I get a dance the first time I see her. Seeing a girl around the club for very long without getting a dance usually kills any interest I once had. With some girls,…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2 12

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Who has been to strip clubs in the most states?

(Also counting provinces, territories, possessions, foreign countries.) I count 12: California Florida Illinois Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Michigan Ohio Ontario South Carolina Tennessee

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 38

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What We Really Mean: Customer-to-English Translations

1) "Maybe later" = You're ugly - buzz off. 2) "Sure, have a seat" = Please rub my dick. 3) "Can I buy you a drink?" = Please rub my dick for $6. 4) "I haven't seen that girl before." = I wonder…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2 10

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As the night wears on...

...do you get more picky or less picky? By the end of your visit, do you tend to narrow down the dancers you're interested in to one or two, even when you may not be able to get dances with them?…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 10

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Have you ever complained to management?

We freely share our gripes with each other here, like in the recent 'Top Strip Club Gripes' thread. Have you ever made any of your complaints known to the people who could actually do something about it? If you haven't,…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 16

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What She Really Means: Stripper-to-English Translations

I don't think we've done this here before. Could be a helpful reference for those not familiar with the dialect. I'll kick it off with a few examples. Please add any others you've come to understand: "Would you watch my bag…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 4 11

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Yay or Nay? Strippers walking around the club naked.

Do you like clubs where strippers are allowed to go naked when they aren't dancing, or would you prefer that they always make themselves decent? Personally, the only time when I'd opt against modesty is when a girl is sitting…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 12 16

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Let's talk about assholes!

Nobody here ever talks about strippers' assholes, and I don't mean their boyfriends. Why not? Don't you like to see it, touch it, poke it? For the record, for me, that would be a yes, yes please, and yes ma'am. When…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 15

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Least favorite stripper costumes?

Pants look good on some girls, but they cover too much important skin when they sit with you, and they're too much hassle for her to take off for a dance. Same with thigh boots. Bitchin' look but annoying as…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 3 14

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20 Questions

At strip clubs, I always leave with less money than when I walked in, unless I don't spending anything, in which case I break even. There's an exception - a time when I left with more money than I came…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2 29

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Great things about strip clubs often taken for granted

Mine are things you can't get away with anyplace else (other than the obvious things). But feel free to mention other types of stuff we may fail to appreciate: - You can stare at women all you want without caring whether…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2 6
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