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6 years ago

Stripper Pole * Nusery School = Awesome

Parents shocked after childrens nursery welcome back students with pole dancers https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/parent-shocked-after-childrens-nursery-welcome-back-students-with-pole-dancers-a3926511.html Think Juice is the “activities director” at this nusery? ...

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6 years ago

A Priest and a Rabbi fly with a class of first graders on a plane. Suddenly something happened and the plane is falling down. Rabbi: “We have only two parachutes! We need to jump!" Priest: "But...

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6 years ago

Reasons for Vacationing

Okay, strip clubs aside, and staying within the country, if you were to get away (your choice, not your wife, kids, etc.) what ranks highest on your list of reasons to go somewhere? ...

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6 years ago

Found Another Stud for Juice or Papi

https://www.tuscl.net/profile.php5?id=633648...

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6 years ago

TUSCL FANTASY FOOTBALL draft tomorrow 9PM EST

Wonder who will win the divisions this year? LDK division and the SJG division. ...

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6 years ago

Stand Up or Sit Down for the NFL

Man all I heard on sports channels this morning was the NFL. No political bullshit just predictions. Chargers gonna win their division. Titans gonna go deep in the playoffs. Steelers...

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6 years ago

Bernie Madoff Movie

So last night I finally had some free time and I sat down and watched the Bernie Madoff movie starring Robert DeNiro and Michelle Pfieffer. Decent movie but if you listen to this excellent audible...

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6 years ago

So I just checked with Vegas odds and the over/under right now on how many goats San Jose Guy will fuck this week is 10 1/2. So what are you guys betting? ...

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6 years ago

Jim Parsons Turns Down 50 Million for 2 more Years On Big Bang Theory

Really? Like you were making so much more money for those Intel Processor commercials. Juice would cut off a toe for 1/10,000th of that. ...

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6 years ago

TUSCL Fantasy Football Update - Need 1 More

If you’re getting sick of my posting it, I understand I’m sick of posting it too. RIGHT NOW, TUSCL Fantasy Football League has 11 teams. I need 1 more person to join OR I...

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6 years ago

Who Is A Pathetic Loser?

Papi brought it up in another post about most of us being pathetic losers. What is the definition of a TUSCL pathetic loser? Is it: ANYONE that is paying for sex no matter...

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6 years ago

The Summer of TUSCL 2018: Juice vs The Strippers and Faux Strippers

And you thought Vince vs. Dougster was interesting... ...

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6 years ago

Porn & Lawyers - Someone’s In Trouble

Lawyer Pleads Guilty to Porn Scheme That Made $3M http://newser.com/s263624 Amazing racket. Lawyers team up with porn producers and go after people who uploaded torrents of the porn films. They then sent letters...

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6 years ago

Wine / Liquor Searcher

So from time to time we talk about alcohol on here. I found something new (well new to me at least) and wanted to share. I have trouble getting some limited releases...

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6 years ago

Long Lost TUSCL Memebers... Where Are They Now?

1. Slick Spic 2. Motörhead 3. Rech 4. San_Jose_Gay (best troll ever) 5. LMN (2nd best troll ever)...

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6 years ago

Getting Rid of Mid-Day Sluggishness

I guess I’m not 30 anymore but I’ve noticed I’m usually exhausted by 3:30 regardless of how calm or wild my day was. Any of you guys do anything to alleviate this? ...

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6 years ago

Feel Good Friday

One of my favorite radio shows, Rude Jude on Shade45 on SiriusXM always has a segment on Friday’s called “Feel Good Friday, what are you feeling good about.” It’s hillarious, women calling in saying the...

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6 years ago

Somebody please get Juice back on his ritalin....

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6 years ago

Blonde vs Brunette

The never ending debate. Personally I am more of a brunette fan but 90% of the brunettes I have seen go blonde look better as a blonde. I see this a lot...

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6 years ago

Juice Intervention

Anyone wanna do it? I’m too tired. ...

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6 years ago

2 Blondes Go To Vegas

But lost their wallets, between them they now only have $8.00. The first blonde says “give me the money, I have a great idea” She goes into Walgreens and comes out with a bag Second blondes grabs...

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6 years ago

TUSCL FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE

Anyone interested in fantasy football. 16 teams: 10 already signed up 3 people requested to sign up still need to register 3 spots still open Draft Night: Wed Aug 29, 9:00PM EST (subject to change if requested) This...

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6 years ago

Would Like To Apologize In Advance

Juice has drank way too much Four Loko tonight and he's armed with a keyboard and internet access. Still way better than anything SJG would have to say....

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6 years ago

Looks Like SJG Went To Germany

Leave it to SJG, to go to a FKK and try to convince guys they’re wasting their money, and then return to his hotel room alone to play with his toys. https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/vibrator-berlin-airport-intl/index.html ...

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6 years ago

TUSCL FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE 1

Dear PLs: It looks like there are still 3 spots open for Fantasy Football. I need at least 1 more person to make it even at 14 spots. For those who requested to join and...

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6 years ago

68 Year Old Stud - for MisterWonderful

Richard Gere, married a 35 year old, gonna be a dad. Stud. https://www.yahoo.com/news/richard-gere-set-become-father-094016227.html I'm guessing he has several million dollars more than MisterWonderful has in his bank account, that sure helps picking up...

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6 years ago

Social Media Observation

So to start of 2018 I removed any public account of myself from all social media. I still have an Instagram account and follow national and local business, interests and the dirty sluts...

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6 years ago

FANTASY FOOTBALL SIGN UP

As discussed before, I have started a Fantasy Football League for TUSCL. There is a max of 16 slots, and 8 slots are still open. For the people that have expressed interest, I have...

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6 years ago

Sounds Like Urban Is Toast

Michigan fans are excited!?!?...

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6 years ago

Hey Juice, how many barnacles do you have on your nuts after 18 guys blew a load in that hot tub before you got in it? Lol Glad you had a good trip!!!!...

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6 years ago

Subraman and His Family Take In A Padres Game

MILFtastic https://www.yahoo.com/news/teenager-san-diego-padres-game-173054951.html ...

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6 years ago

Fantasy Football Inquiry

We’ve talked about this for years, would there be any interest in signing up for a fantasy football league? If there is I’ll look into it. I think I can find an...

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6 years ago

Flagooner says to a stripper, “so sex at my place?”

Flagooner says to a stripper, “So, sex at my place?” “Sure!" “Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my older brother twentyfive who sleeps on the bottom bunk and he thinks we're making...

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6 years ago

The Greatesr Scam Everybody Forgot About (longhorn)

Remember the Monpoly game at McDonalds. It was all a scam that people raked in millions off of. When the people got caught they were set to go to trail which should...

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6 years ago

Blake Griffin - 258K A Month Child Support?

Man that really fucks up your vibe if you're a 300K member on here. https://sports.yahoo.com/report-blake-griffin-ordered-pay-180042739.html?hl=1&noRedirect=1 ...

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6 years ago

10 Things Illegal In Texas

Highlight: it’s illegal to fart in an elevator in Port Arthur. I’m betting everyone at the Cherokee Casino Juice goes too wishes it was illegal there too. http://lonestar92.com/ten-things-you-didnt-know-where-illegal-in-texas/...

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6 years ago

When A Stranger Decides To Ruin Your Life (longform story)

Really good story I read about how two strangers got into an argument on Facebook and one ends up getting her life destroyed because of false accusations. Definitely worth the read. https://gizmodo.com/when-a-stranger-decides-to-destroy-your-life-1827546385...

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6 years ago

The Best Place On The Internet?

Is this one of the best places on the entire internet to hang out? I mean seriously, tell me another website that makes you laugh more than this one? Where else can you go...

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6 years ago

Cardi B PROVES Her 2 New Lambos Are Not Leased

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl2BdFtntQU/?taken-by=thejasminebrand_ Some "haters" are saying Cardi B's 2 new Lambos are leased. She shows the bank statement on Instagram to prove them wrong. Love the bank statement, withdraw for $548,000 to buy 2...

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6 years ago

A Rich Couple Lost All Their Money...

A rich couple lost all their money and was trying to think of ways to restore their fortunes. The husband says to the wife “if you learn to cook, we could get rid of the...

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6 years ago

GACA Practicing for Cirque du Soleil As A Kid

https://g.redditmedia.com/GpXHlow3nHYwScCilkM8TgQDgAybXISEgwCWRcYYD3k.gif?fit=crop&crop=faces%2Centropy&arh=2&w=640&fm=mp4&mp4-fragmented=false&s=3cef14987162d027772b10be0b537bc3 Okay, my last one for tonight......

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6 years ago

A Blue Whale's Vagina is so big and deep that 5-6 men can easily lay down in it, making it the worlds next biggest pussy, after Italy during both world wars....

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6 years ago

Juice Joints Houston Police Department

https://i.redditmedia.com/v3-BkonxJkXL-E0TXYJTlebIFMuIdSA3nK5OpW5SZaU.jpg?s=d8d249ba710df6300b9674ca4043728d...

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6 years ago

How I Envision Half of TUSCL PLs...

* wipes doritos dust onto cum-stained sweatpants* hmmm time to pick out a flawless wife on the internet. not Rihanna her forehead's too big....

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6 years ago

3 Clubs That Are MUST VISITS

Okay, Let's say someone like Londonguy was coming over to the USA and was visiting a strip club in the USA for the very first time. He wants to visit 3 and they could...

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6 years ago

Iggy Azalea Out Here On The Airport Tarmac Twerkin With A Bucket Of Chicken On H

Just for Juice: http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh306Yl8c322k362Et...

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6 years ago

Eric McDonalds Las Vegas Fight

Is that Nicole1994? https://www.thesun.co.uk/video/news/massive-female-mcdonalds-worker-batters-customer-in-one-of-the-most-outrageous-fast-food-fights-youll-ever-see/...

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6 years ago

TUSCL Interfering With Regular Life

Ever happen to you? Last week I was on vacation and I went on a dune buggy ride. My wife and I get to the place to pick it up and there’s all these...

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